Paris Hilton to share cell with fellow reckless driver

Despite having to lose the long locks and set aside her Sidekick, at least Paris Hilton and her future cell mate will have lots to chat about when the heiress enters Lynwood, California’s Century Regional Detention Centre in a week. It has been revealed that the blond jailbird will be sharing her two-person cell with a woman serving time for reckless driving.

I was hoping for something a little more exciting. Maybe a lesbian kick-boxer who mutilated her husband.

I had great expectations that Paris might learn something in jail that would inspire her to keep in check for a while. But in Hollywood it seems that nothing good can come from putting like-minded people within close proximity to one another. Just look what happened to Nicole Richie and Lindsay Lohan when they embarked on their size-0 endeavors.

Oh, well. With any luck her cell-mate will be Michelle Rodriguez. That would make for a great reality television show.

Jolie’s Ex Jenny Schimizu Gives Pitt ‘Lesbian’ Warning

Angelina Jolie’s former lesbian lover has given Brad Pitt pause for thought
after confessing she thinks the actress-turned-humanitarian will return to her
bisexual ways.

Actress Jenny Shimizu insists Jolie’s romance with Pitt won’t last for long
because she will soon crave the love of a woman.

Shimizu, who dated Jolie on and off after appearing alongside the actress in
FIREFOX in 1996, says, "I was her first and although she’s having a baby with
Brad I doubt I’ll be the last. She loves women too much. It’s like a drug and
she was hooked."

Shimizu, who is now dating bisexual British TV presenter Rebecca Loos, admits
she was crazy about the Hollywood star during their passionate relationship,
revealing, "I don’t want to sound like I hustle a**, but, for a while back then,
if Angelina called, I’d drop everything and join her wherever she was in the
world.

"It’s her mouth that made me beg for more - kissing me passionately with those
full lips over every inch of my body. It’s unbelievable what she can do.

As I said before, Jenny must move on. Jenny already has another lover, who is probably not so happy hearning Jenny send love notes to Angelina through the press. Jenny looks so butch in this pic. She looks more like a man than some men do.

How bout this, Jenny and Brad fight it out on celebrity death match. No rules. Best man wins Angelina.