Margaret Cho Naked Video

Margaret Cho may be a lesbian, but that doesn’t mean she doesn’t have a nice body. Cho did some naked dancing live in Chicago on 9-21 you can see here. When it gets hot in Korea this is how wives keep their husbands cool.

Tila Tequila Gets a Bi-Dating Show on MTV

Without having done porn, yet, Tila Tequila is by far the most popular self declared Internet slut. She has over 2 million MySpace friends. Now she’s taking it up a notch, or down below the belt, with her new show on MTV that will include a lot of girls slobbering all over each other. Tila says:

That’s right everyone! I am soooo excited! This is what I have been keeping top secret for soooo long! My new reality show on MTV will be like NO OTHER SHOW ON TELEVISION HISTORY!

…the show will be about me finding love as a BISEXUAL!!!!! THAT IS CRAZY RIGHT? So on my new reality show there will be 16 male contestants and 16 female contestants all fighting for my love….GUYS AGAINST GIRLS….WHO WILL I END UP HOOKING UP WITH????? WILL I BE STRAIGHT OR LESBIAN IN THE END?????

This show would better if people could call in to vote like on American Idol. I can’t wait to see the behind the scenes show, where everyone who had sex with Tila is in a clinic getting treated for an STD on their crotch, and tongue. I don’t want to burst Tila’s bubble, but another show on STDs and unsafe sex isn’t "television history." They show those on PBS all the time, without the bikinis, pillows, and oil wrestling.

An Un-Bi-Lievable New MTV Show

In "I Can’t Believe This Isn’t a FOX Show" news, Internet vixen Tila Tequila is getting her own dating show, with a soft core porn twist.

MySpace phenomenon Tila Tequila is getting a new MTV dating show in which 32 lucky singles compete for her attention — "Bachelor"-style — with one small difference: The contestants are half straight men and half lesbians. It’s twice the sexiness!

Tila will welcome all comers into a mansion, where she will whittle down the contestants each week, until only one man or woman is left standing. MTV is promising that each episode will end with a "dramatic ceremony unlike anything you’ve ever seen before." Alright, we’re a tad bi-curious.

"A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila" premieres October 9. May the best sexually adventurous person win!

Coincidentally, Rosie O’Donnell has just applied to be an MTV Production Assistant.

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Angelina’s Thoughts Revealed

The Top 10 Things Most Likely Going Through Angelina’s Head At This Moment:

10. I need to call my dentist.

9. I hope my face doesn’t freeze in this expression.

8. How long do I have to pretend like I care?

7. I think I just fell asleep.

6. My bullet-proof vest sure is stylish.

5. I wonder if Brad is calling Jen right now.

4. I wonder if she has any kids I can adopt.

3. I’m so beautiful.

2. Is anyone else’s butt crack sweating?

And the NUMBER ONE THING GOING THROUGH ANGELINA’S HEAD AT THIS MOMENT IS…

"Yeah, yeah, yeah, so you’ve got problems. I’ve got a hankering for some lesbian action but the stinking paparazzi follow me around so much I can’t seem to make it happen. Shiloh is just so white, and I hate white kids. The other kids actually expect me to pay attention to them. I mean, they want me to carry them everywhere, and I don’t like to eat, so I only weigh like 80 pounds. I’m running out of really cool names for them. And I haven’t French kissed my brother in months. Now THOSE are problems."

Lindsay Lohan Wants to Marry Lesbian Lover

The New York Daily News is sharing the juicy correspondence revealed when Lindsay Lohan’s MySpace account was compromised. Someone with exclusive access exposed the contents to the press.

Apparently one of [the 75 friends with access] gave the magazine access to "heated" exchanges between Lohan and her openly gay deejay pal, Samantha Ronson. Details of the affectionate correspondence appear under the headline, "Lindsay’s Lesbian Love Letters!"

Lohan allegedly tells Ronson: "Babe, if I don’t have you in my life then I should just go die. … I want to marry you and have children with you."

Apparently Lindsay isn’t fussy about who changes her name.

"Go to bed babe," she wrote to her pal late one night.

"I love you. - [signed] Lindsay Ronson."

Lindsay, Lindsay, Lindsay. Sapphic love or not, didn’t you learn that you should be careful who you surround yourself with? Isn’t Samantha Ronson the one who sold you out to the paparazzi before you headed to rehab.

Sure, we’re happy to hear that you’re done with drug-and-whore fan Calum Best? But, what about the hot young Lamas? He seems like a nice boy.

If you’re going to go down this road, why not be a little more selective and pick a nice lesbian with your interests at heart? Have you tried Match?