According to the New York Post, Pamela Anderson has been keeping at least near-naked company with Rick Salomon. Ewwww…

She could do so much better. Sure, she has bad taste in men, but the girl is looking good as evidenced by the pics of her frolicking on the beach that are making the rounds on the Internets.

At least, she looks good if you don’t look too closely. Some of the pics look like "before" examples for a sun-damage reversing laser treatment.

But, there’s no denying that her body is still slammin’.

Which is really good news, because nobody will be looking at her face in the inevitable sex tape that will surface if these two continue their liaison.

Remember, Ricky boy is Paris Hilton’s former flame and co-star in her infamous sex tape.

With their combined experience, Pam and Rick are sure to make a fortune shilling their naked escapades. No lawsuits if they’re in cahoots!

A South Carolina inmate has filed a $63,000,000,000 billion dollar lawsuit against Michael Vick, alleging that Vick stole his pit bulls and sold them on eBay to buy "missiles from Iran." Here’s more:

Jonathan Lee Riches filed the handwritten complaint over "theft and abuse of my animals" on July 23 in the U.S. District Court in Richmond, Va.

Riches alleges that Vick stole two white mixed pit bull dogs from his home in Holiday, Fla., and used them for dogfighting operations in Richmond, Va. The complaint goes on to allege that Vick sold the dogs on eBay and “used the proceeds to purchase missiles from the Iran government.”

The complaint also alleges that Vick would need those missiles because he pledged allegiance to Al Qaeda in February of this year.

“Michael Vick has to stop physically hurting my feelings and dashing my hopes,” Riches writes in the complaint.

Riches wants $63 billion dollars “backed by gold and silver “ delivered to the front gates to the Williamsburg Federal Correctional facility in South Carolina. Riches is an inmate at the facility serving out a wire fraud conviction.

Click here to read the filing against Vick

Yes, that was $63 BILLION dollars. Even the mentally ill can file a lawsuit if they’ve got a pen and the right form to fill out. The guy seems to have a man crush on Vick. I’m sure if these two sat down over a candle lit dinner, and Vick whispered softly in the guy’s ear, his feelings would heal, he’d have hope again, and this lawsuit would disappear. He’s just desperate for some love, and who better to give it to him than the man who had a rape stand for his dogs.

From the steamy temptress in the Whitesnake video to a woeful stint on "The Surreal Life," Tawny Kitaen’s life has taken quite a turn. And it continues to get worse, with TMZ revealing that an ex-boyfriend of hers may have stole millions from her.

According to a lawsuit filed today in L.A. County Superior Court and obtained by TMZ, Kitaen hired a forensic handwriting expert to analyze her financial and real estate records when she became suspicious of her ex Philip Cyburt — and Tawny claims the analysis proved what she had been thinking all along; "a betrayal of the most personal in nature."

In the suit, Kitaen claims "she never imagined this seemingly honest and caring man would slither into her life only to rob her of over three million dollars during the course of their four-year relationship."

Tawny also claims that Cyburt, a loaded real estate executive, sold properties she owned in West Hollywood, Newport Beach and Los Angeles and routed the profits into his personal accounts. Kitaen also claims that he then repurchased the real estate at a higher price with her cash.

Not that we don’t believe her, but some might say she could have more luck looking somewhere else for the missing money…like up her nose.

This is an aerial view of John Travolta’s Florida house in the Jumbolair Aviation Estates fly-in community.

It’s pretty cool, with open "garages" for two of his planes and a helicopter pad out back. Travolta, an avid pilot, was one of the first to purchase a home there, which resulted in a ton of publicity for the place.

According to the lawsuit filed by Travolta, the owners of the airstrip that serves the neighborhood (we know, it’s crazy!) has illegally changed the rules, in an effort to prevent Travolta from landing his Boeing 707 there.

The airport owners deny the allegations and claim that the runway simply can’t support the weight of such a big plane.

That’s a much more interesting dispute than the one we’re in with our neighbor about outdoor lighting, American flags and visitor parking. Wish we had one of Travolta’s planes so we could park it. On our neighbor. Shut that guy right up.

Melanie ‘Scary Spice’ Brown wasted no time as far as her love life goes—after splitting from ex-boyfriend Eddie Murphy also the not-so-proud father of their baby girl, Brown insisted she’d finally found the love of her life.

The singer has been dating film producer Stephen Belafonte after the split with Murphy and admits she is ready to get marry for a second time.

She says, “He’s the love of my life and I am going to marry him.”

Brown, who was in a distressing paternity lawsuit with Murphy over their daughter Angel Iris, says Belafonte stepped up the plate to take role as the father of her three-month old daughter.

She adds, “Stephen’s been a godsend. Eddie hasn’t been in touch once since I had the baby–it’s unbelievable. But Stephen has been a tower of strength.”