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Paris Hilton Makes Drunks Angry

Hollywood Grind — Thu, 20 Sep 2007 16:02:36 +0000

Oktoberfest is kicking off in Germany, and they have already banned Paris Hilton from the event, but she showed up anyway. Here’s more:

Locals were outraged when the socialite, 26, arrived at the beer festival in plaits and traditional Bavarian dress to advertise a brand of canned wine. They accused organizers of selling out and making the event, which kicks off again this weekend, look shabby. Munich tourism chief Gabriele Weishaeupl announced yesterday that celebrity promotions â€œare completely prohibited by the new festival rulesâ€.

In a way Paris didn’t break the rules, because she’s not really a celebrity, anymore. It’s hard to imagine that anyone could "cheapen" an event that consists of drinking, puking, sex in the bushes, and public urination, but organizers said she does, and they should know. I’m not surprised Paris showed up even though she was told to stay away, but I am surprised Paris was not hanging off OJ Simpson’s arm as he left jail in Las Vegas so she could get some face time with the cameras.

Paris is still trying to promote herself to saint status, so she wants to give away clothes to children’s charities. Here’s more:

"I have, like, a million clothes and more than 500 pairs of shoes, so I’m going to give a bunch of them to orphanages and children’s hospitals. I never wear something twice."

I don’t know many children that are 5’ 8" tall, and have a size 12 men’s shoe size. Kids with cancer get sick from bugs normal people don’t, so they might want to burn any clothes from Paris that have STD fluids on them, which means all of them.

O.J. Simpson Police Suspect in Robbery

Hollywood Grind — Fri, 14 Sep 2007 16:55:54 +0000

O.J. Simpson and five guys reportedly broke in to a hotel room in Las Vegas last evening, and took, by gun point, the suit O.J. was acquitted of murder in, and an NFL jersey that he believed was his. Simpson told a court in Florida he could not attend a bankruptcy case because he would be out of town, which must have meant Las Vegas. Police have questioned Simpson and released him.

Who were these five guys helping him? I already know. It’s not like it’s a secret. Who would help Simpson, even though most people believe he murdered his ex-wife? Think about it. All of the five guys that helped O.J. Simpson were also raped by their ex-wives in divorce court. America has a 70% divorce rate, and divorced guys are in and out of Las Vegas every day. The police shouldn’t even try to find these guys, they should just find their ex-wives. I’ll bet those guys’ ex-wives are watching the news right now saying, "That’s my ex-husband, that stupid m*ther f**ker. He hasn’t changed a bit." Find the ex-wives, and you’ll find the five guys. With O.J., the police already know he did it, just like last time.

Update:

O.J. Simpson is denying that he broke into a casino hotel room in Las Vegas.

He tells The Associated Press that he went to the room to get memorabilia that belonged to him, but he says he didn’t break in.

Simpson says he was conducting a "sting operation" to collect his belongings when he was escorted into the room at the Palace Station casino.

How did he conduct a “sting operation?” Is O.J. a cop now?

Britney Spears Was on Drugs at MTV VMA

Hollywood Grind — Fri, 14 Sep 2007 00:10:59 +0000

Britney Spears is just like so many people in America, here’s more:

Britney Spears was fed anti-depressant drugs minutes prior to her lackluster performance at the MTV Video Music Awards on Sunday after a heated row with a hair stylist. The tormented pop star angrily disapproved of the chosen hairstyle for her comeback at the Las Vegas ceremony and flew into "blind panic", according to reports. A doctor was dispatched to the Palms Casino resort to give the star prescription drugs. A source tells The Sun, "Britney took enough to floor an elephant. They calmed her down, but were clearly too effective. "The scene in the dressing room before the show was one of absolute blind panic. She knew she hadn’t rehearsed enough and was going to mess up the whole show and possibly her career – then she saw her hairdo and it was the final straw. She went into a wild rage and started lashing out at everyone – including her stylist."

If you were the elephant in the room, wouldn’t you need something to calm you down? Just take a look at Britney’s female dancers. They’ve got legs like tree trunks, and big a$$ booties. She knew she looked fat 2 years ago. She talks like she’s still the queen, but she’s just a mess like the rest of us. I don’t want to see Britney like that. I can walk through a Walmart and see a white trash mess wearing mismatching clothes, wigs, and weird hats any day of the week. I want a hot Britney, who can dance and sing. I want hot white trash that rises above the trailer park. Somebody smack this girl, and tell her to get her crap straight or we’re gonna take away her toys.

After her failed comeback appearance she’s now meeting with Kevin Federline at his attorney Mark Vincent Kaplan’s office. Here’s more:

â€œBritney asked for [the meeting]. She wants to put an end to this public debacle," says the Spears source. â€œHowever, Kevin [has] refused. He needs more money so he’s determined to win this.â€

Court documents released Aug. 30 show that Spears’s income is $737,868 a month and that Ferderline receives $20,000 a month in spousal support but has no â€œnet income after business expenses.â€

I took a survey recently and it turns out that 99.9% of Americans believe Kevin Federline is a loser, but in another survey Americans believe Britney is an even bigger loser. They are perfect for each other. When white trash couples have kids it’s called incest, but we can’t judge them because we don’t understand their culture, and we’d be some kind of cultural racist. To most Americans Kevin and Britney don’t seem like British royalty, or like our beloved Kennedy royalty, but to the under belly of America those two are like a good scratch. Most people don’t know how much white trash has done for this country. White trash gave us birth defects, tattoo parlors, doggy style, and how can we forget, Kevin and Britney.

Tommy Lee and Kid Rock Offered Ring and $1 Million Prize to Fight

Hollywood Grind — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 10:36:57 +0000

This opportunity raises burning questions. Will it be pay-per-view?

Will Pamela Anderson referee?

Will she be naked? Or just mostly naked?

According to Page Six:

VEGAS lounge impresario Jeff Beacher wants to settle the score between Tommy Lee and Kid Rock once and for all – with a winner-take-all $1 million boxing match between Pamela Anderson’s exes.

"We all know that they are fighting over Pam Anderson," said Beacher. "What better way to settle their differences then to slug it out in the ring!"

We’ve seen the video.

We’ve suffered through the diatribe.

We’re tired of these losers.

The real question is: How should we place our bets if we’re hoping they both end up beaten to a pulp?

George Clooney’s New Girlfriend Bids Boss Farewell Via Text

Hollywood Grind — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 09:57:44 +0000

George Clooney’s new girlfriend has hit the jackpot.

Borrowed Bulgari diamonds. Private jets. Film festivals.

A far cry from her life mere weeks ago.

Sarah Larson, 28, who met George at a party and is a cocktail waitress at the Palms Hotel bars in Las Vegas, is carving out some quality time for her new jet-set status and her superstar b.f.

According to the Daily Mail:

Sources say she has just texted her boss to tell him she won’t be coming back to work any time soon as she travels the world with Clooney . . .

Meanwhile Sarah’s boss, Chris Bruno, claims the romantic photos of the couple in Venice "speak for themselves" and added: "Sarah sent me a text message to say she can’t make it back any time soon."

At least she’s keeping her boss in-the-loop. Better not to burn bridges, and all that.

Remember the last commoner George scooped up in Vegas?

Bet that one’s back to her old job by now.

Britney Spears Blew a Comeback with Justin Timberlake

Hollywood Grind — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 07:33:49 +0000

Britney Spears seems to think that illusion can cover up a lack of effort in her performance, preparation, and attitude. That might be how corporate executives get by, but that doesn’t make the grade when you’re a pop star. Here’s more:

Britney Spears didn’t end up working with Criss Angel on her VMA comeback performance, but her stage show was certainly full of illusions. Her lip-syncing was meant to give her the appearance of an actual singer, and her spray-on tan was supposed to make it look like she’d spent hours in the gym (as opposed to the bar).

â€œShe had an ab-defining spray tan preshow to create the illusion of more tone,â€ a source tells Us. Well, we know how that turned out.

I don’t know why no one suggested Britney use one of those six pack abs you get at the Halloween costume store. Plus a French maid outfit, an eye patch, and a plastic sword. She could have had a sword fight with all the dancers, and afterwards make them walk the plank. It was Las Vegas, and anything could happen, so you gotta think big.

Britney blew her chance to have a big comeback with the help of Justin Timberlake and Timbaland, when her ego grew too big. Timbaland says the collaboration with Britney would be:

"the best thing that ever happened" and would "help her out a whole lot." But he then dismissed the possibility, saying in so many words that Brit has become big-headed and had dissed him and Justin. "It’ll never happen. Nah. It could’ve, but it won’t."

Now Timbo has even more advice to give her about getting her career back on track. "She needs a story," he said. "She has no comeback story. That’s the problem. She has to have a team. She needs to come back with Justin doing records; [then we’d see headlines like,] ’She went back to her ex and she’s making smashes.’ [But instead she got] so big-headed and [was] like, ’Screw you, screw you, I don’t need nobody.’ "

So is there any chance for Spears to rectify the situation and possibly work with Timberlake and Timbaland? Yes, says the super-producer â€” if she apologizes.

"She should humble herself and make a phone call and say, ’I’m sorry.’ She knows what she’s sorry about," Tim said. "She needs to say, ’I was wrong,’ and it’ll definitely move forward. … That’s all she has to say."

More bad news for Britney. Her single Gimme More got on the Billboard Hot 100, but it is hanging at number 85. If this whole pop star thing doesn’t work for her anymore, Britney will probably start her own plus size fashion line. For women only.

Britney Spears is a Fat Pig

Hollywood Grind — Wed, 12 Sep 2007 19:40:39 +0000

Sunday night at the MTV Video Music Awards in Las Vegas Britney Spears ran off stage yelling she looked like a fat pig, after seeing herself on overhead monitors during her performance. Here’s more:

â€œShe was also able to see video of herself throughout the auditorium,â€ a backstage source tells Us Weekly. â€œShe flipped out. She came running off the stage, yelling â€˜Oh, my God, I looked like a fat pig! I looked like a fat pig!’ She was inconsolable.â€

I’m not going to dispute the facts, or argue against Britney’s accurate declaration that she "looked like a fat pig." She’s right. I’ve never seen an anorexic pig, so "fat pig" sounds accurate. Drinking 3 or 4 Starbucks Vente frappuccinos with extra heavy whipped cream, plus super-sized pizzas with extra cheese and grease, Cheetos, and more, doesn’t make a young lady look like a sexy goddess. Over the last few years has she not stepped on a scale or even looked in the mirror? When her manager arranged for a trainer, and brought in a whale trainer from SeaWorld, didn’t Britney suspect someone was trying to tell her something? On the plus side, as long as Britney is a fat pig, it will be harder to see her vagina past her inner thigh fat.

Check out Britney’s uncensored MTV VMA performance after the jump…

Tommy Lee Kissed Criss Angel at MTV VMA

Hollywood Grind — Wed, 12 Sep 2007 15:29:46 +0000

When Tommy Lee was in Las Vegas at the MTV Video Music Awards he spent a lot of time with his hands all over Pamela Anderson, and other guys. Here he is kissing yet another guy, this time the unfortunate victim was Criss Angel, who is obviously not receptive to being date raped by Tommy. Bars usually throw sloppy drunks out before they start groping other guys. Tommy thinks he’s a magician because he can tell guys how much change they have in their pockets, but only after he’s had his hands in their pants. It’s no wonder Kid Rock kicked his butt at the VMAs.

Britney Spears Crotch Shot Post 2007 MTV VMA

Hollywood Grind — Mon, 10 Sep 2007 19:01:10 +0000

On her way back to the Bellagio hotel in Las Vegas last night, Britney Spears once again gave the world a crotch shot as she was getting out of the car. Sarah Silverman gave a realistic impression of Britney’s vagina right after her performance. I almost couldn’t tell them apart. Click the image below to see the NSFW Britney crotch shot.

Kanye West Throws a Post 2007 MTV VMA Fit

Hollywood Grind — Mon, 10 Sep 2007 05:31:03 +0000

Before the 2007 MTV VMA started Kanye West’s massive ego kicked into high gear. He started bad mouthing our beloved Britney Spears. He said:

"Honestly, I really don’t care," he told Us Saturday at Rolling Stone’s 40th Anniversary bash at Las Vegas’ Hard Rock Hotel & Casino. "I don’t give a f–k about Britney performing."

"I should have opened the MTV awards because ’Stronger’ is the number one album in the country," he said. "It just shows you that you have to do s–t to get ratings, and maybe they feel like they will get more ratings with Britney.

"Britney’s song isn’t as good as ’Stronger,’" he went on. "This is some bulls-t, and I don’t really care."

As the show was ending West grew even more angry. He threw a temper tantrum in front of the media and crew backstage saying he was "shut out" at the Video Music Awards. As he waited for an elevator in a crowded hallway West began yelling about losing all five categories he was nominated for. He said:

"That’s two years in a row, man … give a black man a chance," West said, stomping around his entourage and directing his comments at a reporter. "I’m trying hard man, I have the … number one record, man."

Then West said something that was music to my ears, "I will never return to MTV." This guy cries more than a kid being dropped off for his first day at daycare. Click here to see him throw a fit at the Europe MTV VMAs.

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