Vanessa Hudgens of High School Musical "fame" better keep an eye on her man…or better yet, an all-over body condom…as Paris Hilton has apparently set her sights on the teen heartthrob. 24/Sizzler reports:

In the new issue of OK!, out today, Paris Hilton tells the magazine of Zac, “I think he’s beautiful. He’s young but gorgeous. I saw him on the cover of Rolling Stone, and he looked really cute.”

What’s weird is how many guys fall under her spell. Isn’t anyone afraid of herpes anymore? In an even more frightening report from E! Online (regarding an interview with the U.K. edition of Elle), apparently Paris wants to reproduce. Now that’s hot.

On what people think about her
“I wanna have like a family and a guy. Y’know, it just upsets me because I’m not anything like what people say about me, and this cartoon character that they’ve made of me is just completely false. It makes me mad that I’m such a good person and I’m treated like that by some people, I just don’t get it.”

On how she’s prepping for pregnancy
“I just started working out and it feels great. It gives me so much energy. I want kids next year, so I’ve got to get my body ready.”

Is there some sort of Paris Hilton checklist or something? Who just up and puts kids on their calendar? Well, Paris Hilton does. I’m guessing her checklist looks something like this:

-Get famous for absolutely nothing

-Bone everyone in Hollywood.

-Create sex tape.

-Find cure for herpes, cuz that’s not hot.

-Get DUI

-Go to jail.

-Go on Larry King and discuss finding God. That’s hot.

-Have kids-dress them in really cool outfits. Keep them with dogs.

-Hire team of nannies to take care of kids.

Hey, in her defense, she’s accomplished a lot of her goals.

Liar Liar, Paris’s pants are on fire, and not just from a scorching case of herpes.  After telling Larry King that she’d never even done drugs, Us Magazine is reporting that she openly smoked marijuana with Cisco Adler while out singing karaoke the other night.

The pair arrived at nearly 1 a.m. with two other girls. In skinny jeans, a black tank and a sequined top, Hilton didn’t get her own cocktail, but she stole sips from Adler’s vodka tonics throughout the night. Later, the burgeoning popstar sang "Bette Davis Eyes" in honor of a friend’s birthday, and stayed onstage for an unexpected encore when the DJ started playing her single, "The Stars are Blind." Musician Adler performed "Brown Eyed Girl," and then left the stage for Hilton’s side.

The duo, who Usmagazine.com sources witnessed making out more than once, were perhaps feeling loose and lovey due to the marijuana they were openly smoking at the club. As the 4 Non Blondes song "What’s Up" played in the background, Hilton sang along, replacing the chorus’ "what’s going on" lyric with "let’s smoke a bowl!"

I’m hoping for her sake that she had "bowl goggles," as Cisco looks like he could be the love child of Schneider from "One Day at a Time" and Carrot Top.

Tammy Faye Bakker, or Tammy Faye Messner as she is called now, was a guest on Larry King Live on Thursday, then on Friday Tammy died. She was 65 pounds, and had colon cancer that metastasized to her lungs then ended her life. Her son Jay Bakker said in the Revolution Church newsletter:

After fighting cancer for eleven years, my mother passed away on July 20 at 4AM. She had a very peaceful death and is no longer in pain. To grant her wish she was cremated today and her ashes were buried at a private ceremony. The service was performed by my good friend Randy McCain of Open Door Community Church in Sherwood, AR.

Thank you to everyone for their prayers and support over the years – it has helped me more than you will ever know. Please continue to pray for her husband Roe as well as the rest of my family.

A public ceremony is currently being planned – an update will be sent once the details are finalized along with where to send flowers. I ask that all press would please allow me to grieve privately at this time. Thank you.

Source

Larry King knew going into his interview with Paris Hilton that she was going to lie her way through it, and that was the plan, to just give her enough rope to hang herself. The Scoop reports:

While off camera, King asked Paris Hilton if she votes, according to a source. Oh yes, Hilton responded. When did you last vote, King asked according to the insider, who says that Hilton replied, “Last year.” When King wanted to know which election she voted in, Hilton explained, “Presidential.” “I guess she forgot there was no presidential election last year,” quipped one amused source. “She was too busy reading the Bible.”

In the mind of Paris Hilton she’s an evil genius that controls the masses with her lies. I’ve seen Paris’ voter registration card which says her voting district is Chucky E Cheese.

Isn’t it incredible how Paris acts like she doesn’t even know that anyone is taking her picture all the time?

It’s almost not even fun any more, this documenting of the amazing and inspiring transformation of Paris Hilton from cavorting as a typical Hollywood girl-gone-wild to making a difference as an altruistic, party-eschewing, drug-avoider. Yup. No fun.

Guess being the new-and-improved Paris isn’t fun for her either. Page Six has the cannabis dirt:

Although she told Larry King she’d never done drugs, the newly spiritual heirhead emerged from an SUV in front of Hollywood club Teddy’s the other night in what witnesses describe as a cloud of marijuana smoke. "She took a huge puff off of a joint, then opened the door and exhaled the pot smoke basically in my face," one clubgoer told us. At least she wasn’t driving. Hilton’s camp didn’t get back to us.

What a lady. And we thought the shots of Patron were something. Gone are the relatively peaceful Hawaii days, where she tried to keep her nightlife under cover.

Aloha.