In case you missed the recent interview where Larry King farted causing him to instantly forget he was interviewing Jerry Seinfeld, here’s another interview with Jerry that is just as unforgettable.

Rosie O’Donnell is still in negotiations with MSNBC to replace Dan Abrams in the 9 p.m. time slot on weeknights. So far there is no reported format for the show or official name, but it will definitely differ from her The Rosie O’Donnell Show which started back in 1996, and will differ from The View, where she spent less than a year. In fact Rosie’s new show would compete in the same time slot as Larry King Live on CNN, and Hannity & Colmes on Fox News. Rosie’s popularity on The View was sustained by her constant attacks on other popular celebrities, much like Lily Allen who attacked Victoria Beckham today so we won’t forget Lily exists. Rosie only has a couple of messages these days, gay rights, end the Iraq war, government conspiracy, and big doses of criticism for everyone except herself. It would be refreshing to see the Rosie from 1996 emerge again. The kinder and gentler Rosie, who was an entertainer, not a hater.

On Thursday’s Larry King Live, Larry asked Jerry Seinfeld if Seinfeld had been canceled, and Jerry was sincerely shocked at such an uninformed question. Jerry said, "You think I got canceled? I was the number one show on television, Larry … 75 million viewers in the last episode. There’s a big difference between canceled and the number one show." Larry tried to play down his error as he went to commercial, but Jerry added, "Can we get a resume in here for me for Larry to go over?" For Christmas Jerry should buy Larry a clue.

Donald Trump was recently on Larry King Live and here’s what he said about Angelina Jolie:

"Angelina Jolie is sort of amazing because everyone thinks she’s like this great beauty. And I’m not saying she’s an unattractive woman, but she’s not beauty – by any stretch of the imagination. I really understand beauty. And I will tell you, she’s not – I do own Miss Universe. I do own Miss USA. I mean, I own a lot of different things. I do understand beauty, and she’s not."

You see what I was saying earlier? Donald’s philosophy is, "…beating up on lesbians is okay as long as they are just as much of a man as you are." Fake, plastic, silicon, no brains, and blond is Donald’s idea of beauty. The video above is a good example.

Last evening Paris Hilton was on Late Night with David Letterman. Paris said she felt she could do anything after jail, and yet almost broke down into tears when Letterman used 90% of the interview to pepper spray her with questions about jail. Her weakness is knowing she isn’t perfect as she once thought. Here’s what was said:

…An audience member shouted, "I love you Paris!"

Letterman said, "Is that somebody you met in prison?"

The crowd went wild with laughter and applause.

Paris replied with a pout on her face and nearly a tear in her eye, "I didn’t come here to talk about this. That was a long time ago. Now you’re making me sad that I came."

In the life of a dog that was a long time ago, but to humans it was just a few months ago in June that Paris was locked up. Letterman is my hero for the day. He did what Larry King didn’t have the balls to do. The interview length was eight minutes and something, but watching it seemed to last only a few seconds. Kind of like a mental orgasm. I had two. About a minute before the interview was over Letterman went on to talk about Paris’ new perfume, which can be applied when you want to smell like her vagina. It doubles as mosquito repellant.

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