While George Bush made his way to the podium to give his State of the Union speech, Republican Congressman Chris Shays not only shook the President’s hand, he got in a little too close and gave the President a kiss on the cheek. Larry Craig could not be reached for comment, because his hands were too busy to pick up the phone.

Brad Pitt and George Clooney made fun of Larry Craig at the American Cinematheque’s tribute to Julia Roberts which aired last night on AMC. Just a note, in Clooney’s bathroom stall there are two toilet paper dispensers, both of which are empty. Ever try changing stalls after running out of toilet paper?