Larry Birkhead took Dannielynn Hope Marshall Birkhead for a snack at the paparazzi infested Ivy on Robertson Blvd. yesterday. Looks like a photo-op. Larry is rumored to be trying to sell the idea of a reality show starring Dannielynn and himself. Click the link below to see video of all the craziness.

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Howard K. Stern claims he is broke. He tells Us magazine:

… Since the passing of his partner (and only client) in February, the attorney says he is having trouble making ends meet. "I am in debt and basically broke. There’s this impression out there that I am somehow making money off of Anna’s death. It couldn’t be further from the truth.

Stern has filed a $60 million libel suit against author Rita Cosby for alleging in a book that he engaged in homosexual acts with the father of Anna’s baby Dannielynne, Larry Birkhead. But due to “juggling” more than a dozen other lawsuits, Stern says he owes his parents ’hundreds of thousands of dollars.’"

How rich are his parents anyway? Stern is the executor of Anna’s estate, and stands to make a nice sum from that, especially if it cashes in on the Marshall lawsuit. Stern probably has a book in progress, a reality TV show, and something that could involve Larry Birkhead and Dannielynn.

Howard K. Stern has just started the process of taking Rita Cosby to court. TMZ reports:

A judge has ruled that there’s a lot of evidence that former MSNBC anchor turned author Rita Cosby crossed the line in writing her tell-all book about Anna Nicole Smith.

Howard K. Stern is suing Cosby, claiming she defamed him in the book by saying there are witnesses — two nannies — who say Anna Nicole had a video of Stern and Larry Birkhead having sex.

A federal judge in the Southern District of New York issued an order today in the wake of Stern’s allegation that Cosby "sought to tamper with two witnesses by offering to pay them thousands of dollars for their testimony." The judge allowed Stern to probe the allegation, concluding he has "presented substantial — indeed troubling — evidence that Cosby has sought to improperly influence witnesses…"

In a statement to TMZ, Rita Cosby said, "I am pleased that the Court will get to the bottom of these unfounded allegations. I trust that when all the facts come out that a very different picture will be shown."

When a judge says the evidence crossed the line it’s an opinion that allows Howard to investigate whether the allegations have any factual foundation. It should be interesting to see the outcome of Howard’s investigation into Cosby’s sources. These two should get married. They’re like two evil geniuses plotting to get money, but rather than working together, they’re at war with each other. Cosby’s plans risk spoiling Stern’s plan that took years to hatch. Bwahahaha.

Larry Birkhead, dressed as Darth Vader, was at the Playboy mansion on Saturday when he ran into Paris Hilton, who was dressed as Alice in Whoreland. Paris said, "Oh my, what a big light saber you have." To which Larry eagerly replied, "I am not your father, wanna dance."

What would you have said if you were Larry?

Larry Birkhead says Rita Cosby has put together a book of lies based on an "axe grinders club." Larry says he and Howard K Stern are going to sue Cosby. Miss Cosby says she never saw the video mentioned in her book that allegedly shows Larry and Howard having homo sex. Cosby says she knows people who know other people who have seen the video. Wow that sounds so credible. Was Cosby working for the CIA when they said there were weapons of mass destruction in Iraq? Larry denied Cosby’s claims:

"It’s totally false and defamatory," Birkhead said. "This book is fueled by Internet gossip and tabloid reports. She never once tried to contact me or Howard to see if any of these things were true."

Stern said Tuesday he plans to "file and aggressively pursue a libel case" against Cosby and her publishers, through his attorney, L. Lin Wood. "This is going to be one of the most expensive lawsuit settlements in book-publishing history," Birkhead told The Associated Press Tuesday.

When L. Lin Wood get’s done with Rita Cosby her butt hole is gonna look like a port hole on a ship.