Lance Bass vs 50 Cent

50 Cent is once again in a competition, this time with fairy princess Lance Bass. There is no actual bet since losing to Lance would mean 50 Cent would have to go back in time to kill himself so it would be as if he had never been born, especially after Lance said, "50’s going down, that’s all I have to say." The competition is to see who will sell more books. Will it be Lance with his Out of Sync book, or 50 Cent with his 50 x 50 book? If 50 Cent really did lose he’d probably say something about putting a cap in Lance’s a$$, but Lance would just say something like, "yes please." No matter how this thing "goes down" 50 is going to come out of it smelling like #2.

First Lance Bass now Albus Dumbledore

Lance Bass thought he was the biggest thing since sliced bread when he came out of the closet, but alas, it took a wizard named Albus Dumbledore to put the "F" in fairy.

Lance Bass in a Bar Fight

Apparently Lance Bass is playing Corny Collins in Hairspray on Broadway. Rumor is he went to the gay bar Barracuda in New York’s Chelsea neighborhood. His friend got really pissed off for some reason, started yelling, and even yelled at the bartender. Lance and his upset pal went outside where they engaged in a hissing yelling match, until Lance grabbed a cab leaving his friend on the corner. This must have been quite a site. It’s not like the old western movies where men fight with chairs and fists. Gay guys fight with degrading statements, like "that shirt doesn’t even go with those pants", and crazy hand gestures in the air.

Lance Bass and Pedro Andrade Are Dating

"He was asleep in the back of the plane on the way over," the former ’N Sync star said of the Brazilian model, who was also en route to Vienna for the May 28 Life Ball. I was like, "He’s really cute."

- Lance Bass comments on his reaction to Pedro Andrade when he first saw him.

That Lance is really deep. All he’s got on his mind is gay sex, and more gay sex. Sounds just like a straight guy, except straight sex.

Lance Bass Excited to Move Nearer His Incredibly Hot New Boyfriend

Can you believe that Lance Bass was able to land such super hotness? The tanner one in the back is Lance’s new man. You can get a better look at his abs below. Smokin!

Pedro Andrade is quite a looker and the New York Daily News is reporting Bass is giddy about the prospect of residing in the same city as his main squeeze.

We hear ex-boybander Lance Bass is excited to move to New York for his Broadway debut in the exhilarating "Hairspray" because he’ll be in the same town as his new boyfriend, Pedro Andrade, a Brazilian model we’d like to see in a pushup contest with Bass’ Air Force ex Reichen Lehmkuhl. Bass debuted the new man July 4, sipping Ciroc vodka cocktails at the Estate in Sag Harbor.

Bass wins. The cocktail-quaffing-in-the-Hamptons debut of Andrade is so much cooler than Lehmkuhl’s cheek-kissing silliness of a few months back.

And that’s saying a lot.

C’mon, don’t get mad. We all know that Bass was never the coolest of the *N Syncers. Just as he was always the gayest.

Remember his boy-meets-girl-on-the-train movie? Mwah ha ha ha.

What a relief for believable cinema to have Lance out!