Kid Rock was on Howard Stern when he talked about how Pamela Anderson was broke when he married her. Then we hear she slept with Rick Salomon to settle a gambling debt, then married him, and now In Touch Weekly claims Pam is two months pregnant. Pam has Hepatitis C. Here’s more about the baby’s risk of catching Hepatitis C:

If a pregnant woman has risk factors for hepatitis C, she should be tested for antibodies against HCV. About four out of every hundred infants born to HCV infected women become infected. The virus is spread to the baby at the time of birth. There is no treatment that can prevent this from happening.

Being a celebrity is a degenerative disease that is incurable, and causes a decreased ability to reason, leading ultimately to harm of the individual or others. Pam is a text book case. She’s not stupid though. When Pam was married to Kid she said she had a miscarriage. Kid filed for divorce before she got pregnant again. Very smart. Rick on the other hand, might have knocked up Pam plus he married her. Rick has just entered the double jeopardy round of his future legal problems with Pam.

Jennifer Lopez is finally putting the pregnancy rumors to rest. How? By getting knocked up. Like Christina Aguilera, Lopez doesn’t want nunya gettin in her bizness. However, when this picture was taken at a recent show, she definitely looked pregnant "in my opinion." See what I did there? I avoided liability by saying "in my opinion." See I did it again. I must be some kind of legal genius.

Isla Fisher finally confirmed she is knocked up, but didn’t say Sacha Baron Cohen was the father. Here’s more:

“In the beginning I dodged the rumors… I was trying not to be rude, but there’s a time before you’re sure everything is all right with no complications that you just don’t want to discuss it,” she told Movies.com.

And she jokes she also had to find out who the father was: “I’m doing DNA tests with the cast of Hot Rod and the cast of Wedding Crashers, and hopefully I’ll find out for sure.”

She should name someone with a lot money as the father, like Bill Gates, George Lucas, or Eddie Murphy. A woman these days has to have goals, and a baby if she wants to have a life of luxury. Go ahead, hate on me, I need the attention.

Isla is a beautiful girl, and I’d be happy to say I knocked her up, but I don’t want to embarrass her since I’m not rich, even though I am ridiculously handsome.

Despite critics kissing Angelina Jolie’s butt, A Mighty Heart still managing to take last place at the box office. It’s time for saint Angelina to realize her crap doesn’t smell like roses. The saddest part is Brad Pitt’s company, along with Paramount, partnered to bring us the box office turd A Mighty Heart, which is truly a compelling story worth telling.

1. Evan Almighty $11.4M Fri, $11.4M Sat, and est $9.5M Sun. (cume $32.1M)
2. Silver Surfer $6.2M Fri, $7.9M Sat, and est $6.4M Sun. ($97.9M)
3. 1408 $7.6M Fri, $7.4M Sat, and est $5.3M Sun. ($20.3M)
4. Ocean’s Thirteen $3.5M Fri, $4.6M Sat, and est $3.4M Sun. ($91.1M)
5. Knocked Up $3.3M Fri, $4.3M Sat, and est $3M Sun. ($108.9M)
6. Pirates 3 $2.1M Fri, $2.9M Sat, and est $2.2M Sun. ($287.1M)
7. Surf’s Up $2.1M Fri, $2.5M Sat, and est $2.1M Sun. ($47.3M)
8. Shrek The Third $1.7M Fri, $2.2M Sat, and est $1.9M Sun. ($307.9M)
9. Nancy Drew $1.5K Fri, $1.6M Sat, and est $1.2K Sun. ($16.1M)
10. A Mighty Heart $1.1M Fri, $1.6M Sat, and est $1.1M Sun. ($4M)

James Franco has always seemed like a nice guy, and I saw Knocked Up, which was good, and Franco doesn’t fit the role of someone who is supposed to be a beer gogle date. I haven’t confirmed it yet, but this may have all been a joke.