Justin Bruening, from All My Children, will be the new Michael Knight in the upcoming Knight Rider movie. Bruening will replace David Hasselhoff in the lead role. Both Hasselhoff and Bruening happen to be 28 years-old when cast for the Michael Knight role. Knight Rider may not do very well at the box office, but this role will open doors for Bruening in other blockbusters.

David Hasselhoff’s ex-wife must be in pretty bad shape if the courts gave him sole legal custody and primary physical custody of their teen daughters.

What? You haven’t seen the video one daughter made of the drunken Hoff? Around here, we call it "Her Cry for Help."

Now TMZ has posted footage of a proud Hoff out on the town with a buxom date mere hours after his inexplicable family court victory.

At this rate, news of a Baywatch reunion and a Knight Rider movie, all featuring Hasselhoff in his bloated, plastic-surgery-poster-child glory is surely nigh.

Of course, we won’t have much time to enjoy it, as the locusts and plagues will soon follow.