Kirsten Dunst’s suite at the Soho Grand Hotel was robbed by two burglars after she left to go film a scene for her new movie. Thieves stole a $13,000 handbag, wallets, cash, cameras, and an iPod. Here’s more:

Beinerman took a guest elevator to the floor below Dunst’s suite and then took a freight elevator up to the penthouse level.

There, Beinerman allegedly walked through an open door into the penthouse and stole items belonging to Dunst and her companions, including $2,500, a Marc Jacobs purse, wallets containing IDs and credit cards, several bags – including one by Balenciaga – two digital cameras, a cellphone and an iPod, records state.

I put up the picture of Kiki covering her face to keep your face from melting off, so you’re welcome. Authorities caught at least one of the thieves. I hope they checked those cameras carefully to make sure no pictures are missing, because it could become a nationally emergency. The process of reviewing the pictures requires a special welding helmet that is 5 times darker than the current standard, to keep inspectors from going blind while looking at Kiki. The weird part was when they viewed the playlist on her iPod, it was blank and there were no songs on it, but she still bee-bops around to the music playing in her head. I’m not trying to put down Kiki the freaky, but once she joined match.com and they had to shut down the site for 24 hours while the FBI located her, and smashed her computer and web cam to make sure the public was not exposed to her face. She even has a secret service detail that follows her around to make sure terrorists don’t kidnap her and use her face as a weapon of mass destruction.

When she’s not smoking pot, Kirsten Dunst is lying to co-stars so she can attend her birthday party that non of her co-stars were invited to. She’s so lovable. Here’s more:

Kirsten Dunst, the pot head, celebrated her birthday at West Village nook Beatrice Inn Monday night after bailing on her "Spider-Man 3" screening in Astoria. "She told everyone she was sick and left right after the red carpet," said a Page Six spy, "but really she went to her birthday party." When the 25-year-old actress stumbled out of the bar, paparazzi scrambled to get photos of her feet, which were covered with a red, splotchy rash.

Click here to see pictures of her Dunst feet. If you have a foot fetish you’ll be cured of it after you see Dunst feet.

FYI: I’m going to see Spiderman 3 tonight. Anyone interested in knowing if it’s good or bad?

Kirsten Dunst got lit up with new fug boyfriend Johnny Borrell last night after the London premiere of Spiderman 3. The Daily Mirror says:

The 24-year-old actress began the evening at 6pm looking bright-eyed and bushy-tailed on the red carpet in Leicester Square. But two parties later, Kirsten – who by now had changed into a shorter dress with a bustier bodice – was looking more than a little disheveled.

Whatever could have happened?

Well, after the Spider-Man 3 premiere, she went on to the after party at the Freemasons’ Hall in Covent Garden.

After that, Johnny whisked her off to the Hawley where she apparently availed herself of the refreshments on offer.

She eventually stumbled back to the Covent Garden Hotel just before 4am.

Maybe later I’ll show you the pictures of Dunst smearing her vomit all over her boyfriend’s face, and laughing, then eating it.

Due to an over-the-top script and delays that caused shooting to run months longer than anticipated, Sony Studios will reportedly spent $500 million dollars to bring Spiderman 3 to the big screen. Radar Online has the details here:

As production dragged on into late summer-it had been scheduled to conclude in June-stories about the project’s ballooning budget started popping up all over town. But in the end, even the most hyperbolic of observers may have underestimated the final tab. Industry insiders claim that Sony spent $350 million or more on production alone. With marketing and promotion factored in, the total price tag will approach half a billion dollars-positioning Spider-Man 3 as the most expensive movie of all time. (Cleopatra, the 1963 epic that has long held the title of priciest picture, had an inflation-adjusted budget of $290 million.)

Kirsten Dunst said Spiderman 4 would be a flop without her, but she failed to mention that Spiderman 3 would have cost $350 million dollars less without her. That cost was probably all due to the added special effects to try to make snaggle tooth Dunst look less like a zombie, and more like a glamorous female star. Tobey Maguire is easy to please, he just asks for veggy platters.

Kirsten Dunst says a sequel without her, co-star Tobey Maguire, and director Sam Raimi would be a box office flop.

Sorry snaggle tooth, you are so very replaceable. In fact, Spiderman could have been a much bigger hit without Dunst. She must be smoking too much marijuana these days.