Kirsten Dunst was quoted in the new book Pot Culture: The A-Z Guide to Stoner Language and Life. Kirsten said:

"I have a different outlook on marijuana than America does. I’ve never been a major smoker, but I think America’s view on weed is ridiculous. I mean, are you kidding me? If everyone smoked weed, the world would be a better place."

Kirsten checked into rehab at the Cirque Lodge Treatment Center in Utah in February, but I doubt she thinks about marijuana any differently. She probably thinks the book is based on her life.

Kirsten Dunst has checked into the Cirque Lodge in Utah, according to Star magazine:

"She desperately needed help," a source in Utah tells Star. "She seemed to be intoxicated when she checked in because she was acting really erratic. She was extremely emotional, constantly breaking down in tears. She not in a good place right now, but thankfully, she’s getting the help she needs."

Eva Mendes is also being treated at Cirque. Past celebrity patiens include Lindsay Lohan, Richie Sambora, and Mary-Kate Olsen. Kirsten is being treated for alcohol, and substance abuse addictions.

Ex-Hollywood publicist Jonathon Jaxson says Jake Gyllenhaal is gay and has been in a relationship with Chris Fischer for years. He even says the pair are expecting a child with a surrogate mother together, and Jake will be coming out soon. Here’s more:

Jake Gyllenhaal has been dating the same guy for years. Last year Jake and his bf were arrested and brought into the West Hollywood station after the sheriffs office was called after catching Jake and his bf having sex in an SUV behind the restaurant Chin Chins in LA. Both were later released.

Jake has been dating this guy for years, even before he broke up with Kirsten Dunst. Kirsten Dunst found out about his bf and confronted him at Chateau Marmont. The confrontation was loud and they broke up right there. News of their break-up followed a few days later. Jake and his bf are currently expecting a baby through a surrogate. They used a company based in Westwood, CA. The baby is due in September.

The job of the celebrity gossip columnist is to write about well known facts in Hollywood, but to present them as BREAKING or SHOCKING secrets being exposed. Although scientists knew for years, imagine how people reacted when they found out the moon doesn’t actually produce its own light, rather it reflects light from the sun.

Kirsten Dunst’s suite at the Soho Grand Hotel was robbed by two burglars after she left to go film a scene for her new movie. Thieves stole a $13,000 handbag, wallets, cash, cameras, and an iPod. Here’s more:

Beinerman took a guest elevator to the floor below Dunst’s suite and then took a freight elevator up to the penthouse level.

There, Beinerman allegedly walked through an open door into the penthouse and stole items belonging to Dunst and her companions, including $2,500, a Marc Jacobs purse, wallets containing IDs and credit cards, several bags – including one by Balenciaga – two digital cameras, a cellphone and an iPod, records state.

I put up the picture of Kiki covering her face to keep your face from melting off, so you’re welcome. Authorities caught at least one of the thieves. I hope they checked those cameras carefully to make sure no pictures are missing, because it could become a nationally emergency. The process of reviewing the pictures requires a special welding helmet that is 5 times darker than the current standard, to keep inspectors from going blind while looking at Kiki. The weird part was when they viewed the playlist on her iPod, it was blank and there were no songs on it, but she still bee-bops around to the music playing in her head. I’m not trying to put down Kiki the freaky, but once she joined match.com and they had to shut down the site for 24 hours while the FBI located her, and smashed her computer and web cam to make sure the public was not exposed to her face. She even has a secret service detail that follows her around to make sure terrorists don’t kidnap her and use her face as a weapon of mass destruction.

When she’s not smoking pot, Kirsten Dunst is lying to co-stars so she can attend her birthday party that non of her co-stars were invited to. She’s so lovable. Here’s more:

Kirsten Dunst, the pot head, celebrated her birthday at West Village nook Beatrice Inn Monday night after bailing on her "Spider-Man 3" screening in Astoria. "She told everyone she was sick and left right after the red carpet," said a Page Six spy, "but really she went to her birthday party." When the 25-year-old actress stumbled out of the bar, paparazzi scrambled to get photos of her feet, which were covered with a red, splotchy rash.

Click here to see pictures of her Dunst feet. If you have a foot fetish you’ll be cured of it after you see Dunst feet.

FYI: I’m going to see Spiderman 3 tonight. Anyone interested in knowing if it’s good or bad?