The new show is called Living With Kimberly Stewart, and starts on Wednesday October 17 at 10 pm on Living TV in the U.K. The show will start with twelve people who will live with Kim in her London flat. Each week she’ll kick someone out. Boring. I’d rather watch Keeping up with the Kardashians on E! Kim Kardashian has new sex tape footage coming out soon on Vivid’s web site. Top that Stewart.

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Question of the Day: How many dimples are on a golf ball?

Answer: Between 330 and 500

Next Question: How many dimples are on Kimberly Stewart’s a$$?

Answer: That is yet to be determined. Sorry, but I don’t have that kind of time.

Reality Train Wreck Alert: TMZ is reporting that Kim Lard-Azz-ian will pimp herself some more by doing a reality show on E!.

The booty-full Kim Kardashian is set to star in a new reality TV show for E! that will replace "The Simple Life," reports Gatecrasher. The network was originally going to develop a show similar to "Life" starring rock celebuspawn Kim Stewart and Kelly Osborne, but canned it in favor of a family-oriented show about the Kardashian clan. The show would feature Kimmy’s entire crew, including mom Kris, step-daddy Bruce Jenner and mimbo step-bro Brody Jenner.

As if we haven’t seen enough of Brody Jenner these days trying to get in the pants of every girl on "The Hills." And did they really just use the word "family-oriented" in the same sentence as Kim Kardashian? Really? Have we not all seen her sex tape with Ray-J? Next thing we know, Nickelodeon will be asking Paris Hilton to host a kids show entitled "Things That Go Bump In the Night."

Kelly Osbourne and Kimberly Stewart have teamed up for their own reality show.

Kelly and Kimberly - the daughters of rock stars Ozzy Osbourne and Rod Stewart - were recently filmed as they strolled through Venice Beach, Los Angeles, chatting before stopping off at a street-side eatery for a cold drink.

Kimberly has long had an interest in the world of Reality TV. The socialite was reportedly slated to replace then embattled star of The Simple Life Nicole Richie following Nic’s infamous year-long feud with Paris Hilton.