Puff Diddy. Dim Witty. Whatever his name is. If his "good friend" Sienna Miller can’t keep it straight, why should we be expected to stay informed?

The rapper/producer/designer/entrepreneur/baby daddy formerly known as Sean "Puffy" Combs has recorded a new song because he is suffering. According to Page Six:

SEAN Combs is mining his heartbreak for artistic purposes. Having been dumped by the mother of three of his children, Combs has cut a song titled "Through the Pain . . . a k a Kim Porter," and a video that debuted Thursday on "106 & Park" on BET. Hip-hop Web site Sohh.com reports Combs created the music video as a response to Porter’s appearance on CNN discussing their breakup. "This is how he’s coming back," the site says. "Basically it’s like, ‘You’re putting me through hell.’

Is he kidding? So much for symbolism and mystery.

This is the musical equivalent of those badly written tragedy books the publishers churn out to quickly profit from the 24-hour-news culture. Or those Law & Order episodes, ripped from the headlines.

If he’s going to milk this for sympathy and dollars, he’d appeal to more of the public by being more honest with his obvious song titles.

Kim Porter, I Know I Did(died) You Wrong, But Damn Girl That Sienna is Hot!

(My Baby Mama Just Had Twins) Meet Me Out for Some Cristal

Or, he could rip off…er…."sample" Lionel Richie and sing something like Once, Twice, Three Times, My Babies…But I’ll Never Marry You

Kim Porter decided to leave Diddy for good and she is stating the reasons why.

Porter releases this statement Wednesday on The Insider, “After ten years, I have decided to end my on again/off again relationship with Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs.”

“In ending this relationship, I made a decision that was in the best interest of myself, Sean and our family. She also added, “I look forward to moving on with my life and my career, and wish him prosperity, health and happiness in life and in love. We will remain friends and committed parents to our children.”

The two has been an off/on couple since the 90s and during during their relationship had a son named Trey and twin daughters D’Lila Star and Jessie James born in December.

After all these years, Kim finally got some self-respect and dignity to leave a man that couldn’t stay committed. Good for her.

Sienna Miller just came out denying anything more than friendship with Sean Combs. According to Rush & Malloy:

"I am in love with someone, but not Puff Daddy," she told ZeeNews.com. "He’s just a good friend. Anyway, he has a beautiful girlfriend."

They can’t be very "good friends" if she doesn’t use his name du jour.

Just in time, Diddy has released an official statement confirming the break-up with his Baby Mama.

Wonder if that dilutes Sienna’s statement. Will she rush to his side now that he’s actually single? Or will that make Puffy less interesting to her?