Motley Crue drummer Tommy Lee will never agree to autograph copies of the sex tape he made with former Baywatch beauty Pamela Anderson, because he’s still fuming it ever got leaked.

The rocker is upset people have forgotten exactly how the raunchy video made it into the public domain, and won’t ever be seen to endorse its release by signing copies.

He tells Blender magazine, “People come up to me with the videotape box: ’Hey, dude, will you sign this?’ No!

“Everybody assumes that it didn’t really get stolen, that we put it out and made millions of dollars, like retarded geniuses. Who would do that?”

Yeah, if Tommy Lee and Hepela did something retarded, it would be much more retarded than that. In your face sex tape guys.

When is the Kid Rock-Pamela Anderson Sex Tape coming out?

For a woman famous for being an open book about her pursuit of life’s pleasures, Pamela Anderson has been surprisingly coy lately about her always intriguing love life. “I’m in a very romantic mood,” she wrote in her online diary July 11, partway through her two-weeks-and-counting vacation of the coast of St. Tropez. “Life is wonderful.”

That’s some kind of wonderful. It turns out that Hollywood’s top bombshell has been hiding a bombshell of her own: a July 29 wedding to on-again, off-again fiancé Kid Rock, aboard a yacht near St. Tropez.

“They’ve been close for a very long time and decided that now is the right time to take the next step,” her rep confirms exclusively to Us. “They couldn’t be happier about their future together.”

Hepela has Hepatitis C. Does that mean that Kid Rock has it too?