Cops arrested the Kid Rock and five members of his posse last October on misdemeanor charges of simple battery. The group had gone to the Waffle House in Atlanta after a performance when the fight allegedly broke out. According to police, a customer at the Waffle House recognized a woman in Kid Rock’s party and exchanged words with her, allegedly inciting Kid.

Today Kid Rock, aka Robert Ritchie, pleaded Not Guilty.

Kid Rock was arrested yesterday after getting into a scuffle at an Atlanta Waffle House. DeKalb County police arrested Kid Rock and five of his entourage after an argument with a customer turned physical. E! says:

A male customer, identified as Harlen Atkins, recognized a woman in Rock’s party and approached the group shortly after they entered the eatery, at about 5:15 a.m. Atkins and the woman were observed having a heated exchange, and then, according to authorities, the confrontation escalated into a full-fledged fracas out in the parking lot. Rock, whose real name is Robert Ritchie, and his pals left; his tour bus was pulled over a short time later. The 36-year-old Michigan native and five others were taken into custody on a single charge of misdemeanor battery.

When is Kid Rock going to stop fighting guys over skanky whores? I’ve got nothing bad to say about the Waffle House, except maybe they should keep those guys begging for money outside where they won’t bother the customers.

Kid Rock was on Howard Stern when he talked about how Pamela Anderson was broke when he married her. Then we hear she slept with Rick Salomon to settle a gambling debt, then married him, and now In Touch Weekly claims Pam is two months pregnant. Pam has Hepatitis C. Here’s more about the baby’s risk of catching Hepatitis C:

If a pregnant woman has risk factors for hepatitis C, she should be tested for antibodies against HCV. About four out of every hundred infants born to HCV infected women become infected. The virus is spread to the baby at the time of birth. There is no treatment that can prevent this from happening.

Being a celebrity is a degenerative disease that is incurable, and causes a decreased ability to reason, leading ultimately to harm of the individual or others. Pam is a text book case. She’s not stupid though. When Pam was married to Kid she said she had a miscarriage. Kid filed for divorce before she got pregnant again. Very smart. Rick on the other hand, might have knocked up Pam plus he married her. Rick has just entered the double jeopardy round of his future legal problems with Pam.

While on The Late Show with David Letterman, Kid Rock, Pamela Anderson’s other ex husband, gave some friendly advice to Pam’s new husband Rick Salomon:

"I wish somebody would have given me the advice I’m about to give Rick Salomon. Why buy the cow, when you get the milk for free?"

It’s too late Kid, Rick already married the cow, and her milk has run dry. He forgot to mention, "don’t forget to wear a rubber, better yet two rubbers, and rinse once in Clorox before taking a shower." Since Rick and Pam are both diseased whores, this advice goes both ways. Kid is pretty broken up over losing Pam. She was the best drinking buddy he ever married, but at least he’s still got his dog, who is better at cuddling.

Kid Rock says his ex-wife Pamela Anderson lied about a miscarriage last year. People says:

Anderson got mad when Rock delayed a visit to her on the set of her movie in Canada so he could attend a Los Angeles Lakers game, the 36-year-old singer tells Rolling Stone magazine.

"I’m like, ’Baby, I got these tickets. I’ll see you on the weekend there,’ and that leads into her saying, ’You don’t care about me, blah blah blah,’ " Rock says. "She finally comes up with this: ’I just had a miscarriage’ … and hangs the phone up."

In November 2006, Anderson’s then-publicist issued a statement confirming reports she had a miscarriage and asked that "everyone respect her privacy during this difficult time."

When Kid got to Vancouver, B.C. he said Pam acted totally different:

"She’s partying at this restaurant, drinking champagne, jumping on the tables. I’m thinking, ’That’s a quick recovery from a miscarriage.’ "

Rock filed for divorce from Anderson a month later, ending their four-month marriage.

Pam has Hepatitis C, and drinks like an alcoholic, so a miscarriage is a blessing in disguise. Five marriages to Pam in four months $250,000 (estimated), chartered flight to Vancouver on short notice $2,000 (estimated), Pam drowning, accidentally, in a pool of her own vomit … priceless.