We knew those extensions Britney Spears sported during her super-craptacular dance number Sunday looked especially cheap.

According to Norm Clarke’s Vegas Confidential:

… she wore extensions from Jessica Simpson’s Hair-u-Wear line, Vegas Confidential has learned.

Backstage spies say Spears pitched a fit. She had arranged for her own hair stylist to make the trip for $10,000 and “she wanted to go brown, but her people said ‘no way,’” said a backstage source.

Oh, the famous Ken Paves/Jessica Simpson Hair-u-Wear line. Allowing trashy mallrats across this great land to emulate their coked-out, suspended-license-defying idols.

Really, who needs a stylist when you have a mass-market line of Barbie hair at your disposal?

You can always cover up the bad patches with a well-placed c.z.-laden hand. Just like the stars!

Sure, the color is nice, but this full-length, shiny, blue polka-dot dress looks out of place in the afternoon light.

Jessica Simpson was out and about with hairdresser Ken Paves, so we’ll assume she was in for a really fabulous evening to take her mind off things.

See, Papa Joe has pushed back the release of Simpson’s movie "Blonde Ambition"…again.

Rumors are swirling that it’s being delayed because it’s tres terrible.

Of course, the delay of the box-office stinker doesn’t explain her covering her belly with that garish handbag. Isn’t Simpson supposedly in the best shape of her life?

Honey, if you feel like you need to cover your stomach after everything you’ve been doing, the problem isn’t your bod.

It’s the shiny, unflattering dress. Ditch it!

Ditto for the not-so-shiny, unflattering films.

For the second time in 2 years Karl Lagerfeld has held the Chanel show in the United States. This time the show was held at a hanger in the Santa Monica airport. During the show two planes came in and out of the hanger. The attendees were the usual talentless stars who have the money to be able to afford Chanel, and need the publicity. Much like Bai Ling’s constant appearances at every event possible despite a terrible acting career, Lindsay Lohan is also at any event that might have a camera.

You gotta give Karl credit, especially at his age, he dresses great, and makes ya look. He’s kinda like a vampire. I’m not a big fan of the driving gloves, and naturally Lindsay got her own. Below Lindsay is with her boy toy, despite all the fights they’ve been having, at yet another party. The last two are of Lindsay after visiting her Beverly Hills hair stylist. Her hair looks incredible. She must have seen someone other than Ken Paves.