Leonardo DiCaprio has been replaced by Kelly Slater, who is now dating Bar Rafaeli. Tom Brady is dating Leonardo’s other ex Gisele Bundchen. Slater got into a scuffle with photographers on Saturday while in Israel with Rafaeli, and was detained by police. Earlier in the year the same thing happened when Leonardo visited Rafaeli in Israel, only it was Leonardo’s body guards, and not Leonardo. Rafaeli had vowed not to bring any else who was famous with her to Isarael because of the trouble with photographers. Slater really isn’t famous despite boning Pamela Anderson and Cameron Diaz, so he probably had to fight photogs just to get his name in the paper. So sad.

Goofy Cameron Diaz was up in Brentwood with her friend, and boyfriend Kelly Slater, when she was attacked by the giggle monster. Cameron and her friends started looking at pictures on each other’s cameras, and laughed harder and harder and harder. The pictures were probably really normal and boring.

Why are they all laughing so hard? It must be some good weed.

"You have to charge of charge of your own life. You can’t sit and wait for a knight in shining armour to ride and take care of you. You have to create your own future and be proactive. I’ve been out in the world on my own for a long time as a working woman, and it’s something I feel strongly about. You can’t just let things happen to you – you’ve got to go out there and find your own experiences and I like that girls these days are feeling more empowered. I’m not saying that there’s not a difference between men and women, because there absolutely is – thank God! But I am saying that we are all capable of doing what we believe we’re capable of – and don’t need a man in your life to tell you that."

She’s so deep.