Jenna Elfman and her baby attended the Scientology Christmas Stories pageant last night in Los Angeles. Jenna celebrated with Kelly Preston, Chris Masterson, Bijou Phillips, Danny Masterson, Laura Prepon, Erika Christensen and Efren Ramirez. Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, and Suri Cruise did not attend. Suri would have won hands down. I think she missed the event so someone else could have a chance, like Jenna’s curious George baby.

Despite being divorced and embroiled in a nasty custody dispute, Charlie Sheen says Denise Richards wanted him to donate sperm to her so she could have a third child. Here’s more:

"There was a request for a (sperm) donation. Without getting into it here … there is a specific document relating to this that I am going to reserve for a court."

His response:

"I would sooner, in exactly what I’m wearing, walk on the surface of the moon. Does that answer it?"

When Charlie says he has proof you have to consider his past. He once planned to fake the death of a porn star so he could marry her (1), and he used to date a transsexual (2), and he’s been arrested five times for drug possession, soliciting prostitutes and credit card fraud (3), and he shot Kelly Preston in the arm (4). Sure he’s an American hero for shooting Kelly Preston, I mean who wouldn’t want to? Still those documents could have been forged by his friends at the F.B.I., who owe him for helping them bring down a tranny sex ring that could have implicated everyone in congress.