Kelly Osbourne has officially said she got a black eye, and a cut on her forehead, when a piece of glass from a cupboard suddenly fell on her face. Do you believe that story?

Kelly Osbourne sang Summer Lovin’ from Grease with Nick Grimshaw, and she described the experience as "absolutely humiliating." It looked like fun to me. I loved the movie Grease when I was younger.

Natalie Cole told People on Sunday night that she thinks the Amy Winehouse win send "a bad message" and that "it’s not right for her to be able to have her cake and eat it too … She needs to get herself together." Cole clarified: You don’t get to just do your drugs and go onstage and get rewarded." Natalie survived a bout with drugs and alcohol in the early 1980s. Amen sister.

Cole, as it happens, won her first Grammy back in 1975 as Best New Artist, as Winehouse did Sunday night.

Kelly Osbourne has introduced Amy to an American photographer named Blake Wood (pictured above). Kelly says Blake II is a drug-free vegetarian.

A pal revealed:

“Kelly asked Blake to look after Amy and keep her on the straight and narrow. They’re staying in the hotel together and they might all move into Osbourne’s place when Amy finishes her recovery. He has met Amy’s family and they all really like him.”

Maybe Amy will get straight by becoming addicted to intimate relations like Lindsay Lohan, of course Lindsay seems to prefer all of the above again.

Kelly Osbourne reportedly fell yesterday in London, and exited the hospital, pictured above, with a soft neck brace. My theory is she’s been trying to lose weight by bobbing for apples.

Reality Train Wreck Alert: TMZ is reporting that Kim Lard-Azz-ian will pimp herself some more by doing a reality show on E!.

The booty-full Kim Kardashian is set to star in a new reality TV show for E! that will replace "The Simple Life," reports Gatecrasher. The network was originally going to develop a show similar to "Life" starring rock celebuspawn Kim Stewart and Kelly Osborne, but canned it in favor of a family-oriented show about the Kardashian clan. The show would feature Kimmy’s entire crew, including mom Kris, step-daddy Bruce Jenner and mimbo step-bro Brody Jenner.

As if we haven’t seen enough of Brody Jenner these days trying to get in the pants of every girl on "The Hills." And did they really just use the word "family-oriented" in the same sentence as Kim Kardashian? Really? Have we not all seen her sex tape with Ray-J? Next thing we know, Nickelodeon will be asking Paris Hilton to host a kids show entitled "Things That Go Bump In the Night."