Two dimensional Kiera Knightley doesn’t want anyone accusing her of encouraging young girls to give up food, and go thin (anorexic). According to The Metro, Keira would love to trade bodies with big as a whale Beth Ditto, lead singer of The Gossip. Here’ more:

When she (Beth Ditto) was performing she started taking all her clothes off. I stood there watching her strip, thinking, ‘Oh my God, that woman is so sexy.’ She has the most amazing body.

I went to the doctor to be checked out and asked him what I could do to put on weight. He told me that for someone of my body type to get to a size 12, I would have to eat a lot of sh*t food, stop exercising and drink loads.

Here are some other things Kiera would love to look like:

Keira Knightley was out with her boyfriend Rupert Friend. Is it me or does he look a lot like Orlando Bloom in this picture?

Keira Knightley has begun legal action against a newspaper publisher over suggestions she has lied about having an eating disorder.

The Daily Mail published a photograph of the 21-year-old on a beach, with remarks about her weight, in an article about a girl who had died of anorexia.

Ms Knightley claims the article implies she has been dishonest in denying having any such problems.

She rose to fame in films Bend It Like Beckham and Pirates of the Caribbean.

In a statement via her lawyers, Ms Knightley said she would also challenge the suggestion that she is responsible and to blame for the tragic death of the teenage girl by setting a bad example.

Rather than explain why she is so thin, Knightley sues the paper. Does Knightley have an obligation to publicly acknowledge her thin frame could negatively influence young girls, and advice them to eat healthy?

Keira Knightley was in Hawaii yesterday with her boyfriend Rupert Friend. He’s definitely a brown bagger. Keira may be skinny, but she’s still hot.

Different day, same cute hand-holding walking pose. Keira Knightley and her man Rupert are clearly inseparable. Who cares if we don’t always love what they’re wearing. At least both are showing some improvement. Looks like they are sharing accessories as well these days.