Keira Knightley is currently at the London Maritime Museum in Greenwich filming The Duchess. The movie is which is adapted from Amanda Foreman’s biography of the duchess. The movie is described as:

“A chronicle of the life of 18th century aristocrat Georgiana, duchess of Devonshire, an ancestor of Princess Diana who was alternately celebrated and reviled for her extravagant political and personal lives.”

Keira plays the lead character named Georgiana Cavendish. The Duchess hits theaters in 2008. Also co-starring are Ralph Fiennes and Dominic Cooper. Remember all those times Keira said she was going to quit acting?

Apparently Keira Knightley’s stylist has been sacked because she showed up to the UK premiere of her film, "Atonement," wearing this Kleenex meets toga nightmare. Keira, you need to atone for this get-up! She’s played the love interest in various films, but with the chest of a seven year old anorexic boy, I’m guessing most guys would rather bone a block of swiss cheese. Many stars get caught with the occasional nip slip but, luckily for Keira, hers seem to have actually disappeared.

Keira Knightley is lashing out at drunken celebs like Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, etc. Here’s more:

"With acting the mystique is what’s amazing. I love that it’s magic, that’s the whole point. The whole celebrity thing is not magic.

"They’re real people proving they’re s*****r than everybody else because they don’t even wear knickers. I’m not going to get blind drunk and then stumble out and fall over and puke up in front of people. I’m not saying I don’t do that on my own in private, but I try not to."

I love it when two women get down and dirty, mud wrestling, pulling each other’s hair, getting slippery, sliding all over each other, and breathing heavy. What I don’t like is when they forget about me, and go home together. Does Keira have to use the media to hit on Lindsay? Can’t she just use her Blackberry like everyone else? By the way, she’s not skinny, she’s just small boned.

Keira Knightley gave an interview to the UK’s Radio Times:

On looking good
"Somebody goes, ’Gosh, you’re pretty.’ Thanks. I’ve got good genes! OK, I’m on the cover of a magazine but somebody else does the hair, and the makeup, and airbrushes the f_ _k out of me – it’s not me, it’s something other people have created."

On being rich and famous
"It frightens me when kids go, ’I want to be famous.’ Why? Because you can get into a restaurant? You know what? If you book [a table], you can get into a restaurant! ’I want to be rich and famous.’ Go and work on the stock market."

On suing Britain’s Daily Mail for suggesting she had an eating disorder
"You couldn’t say anything more horrendous. So yes, I did take a hard line, and I would take that line again."

I’m glad Keira cleared some things up:

- It is someone else’s fault Keira looks pretty.
- She is threatened by anyone who wants to act in order to get rich like her, so she recommends something that will cause them to lose all their money like stocks. She’s obviously smarter than she looks.
- She loves it when other women complain about her being too skinny, but will sue anyone who reveals her dieting secrets.

Keira Knightley has admitted, “I don’t shower enough. My natural smell is rather musky.”

If she beats her chest, grunts, and pees on things to mark her territory, then Keira is my kind of girl.