Angelina Jolie is gigantic! Katie Holmes is full! Jennifer Anniston is empty! Gwyneth Paltrow is deflating! Get your copy of Uterus Weekly on news stands today.

A rarely seen sexy picture of Jennifer Anniston is in the picture gallery for your viewing pleasure after the jump…

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Katie Holmes was out shopping again yesterday in Westwood.  I don’t understand why Katie doesn’t buy some maternity clothes with all the shopping she does.  Tight jeans with a huge belly?  Some women look very beautiful and motherly and all that when they are pregnant, but not Katie, at least not lately.  Tom still seems to be all jacked up about her looks though, but then again, Tom is a great actor.

I’ve got a whole set of belly busting Katie pics after the jump.

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Does Katie Holmes look spaced out or what?  It’s like she doesn’t even have a thought in her head or something.  Maybe she really is a Stepford wife afterall.  Where is Tom Cruise?

TOM CRUISE enjoys a “spectacular” sex life with his pregnant fiancee KATIE HOLMES, because they have such good communications skills. The Hollywood actor reveals his sex secrets in the May (06) issue of GQ magazine, declaring the physical act is a “by-product” of a successful pairing. Cruise enthuses, “Sex is about the connection. “Great sex is a by-product, for me, of a great relationship, where you have communication and it’s an extension of that. Where it’s just free. And that’s how it should be. It’s spectacular. If you’re not in good communication with your partner, it sucks. “(Meaningless sex outside of a relationship) is really horrible and pathetic and lonely.”

Thanks for that Tom. I realize that you had years and years of really horrible and pathetic and lonely sex with incredibly beautiful women, but do you really have to rub it in so much. What about those guys who practice Tom Leykis 101? Oh, and Tom, don’t forget, that hormone high you and Katie have, should wear off after having been together for about 12-24 months, and that’s when the passionate fights begin, oh yeah, and then the expensive and emotionally painful divorce.

Is Katie Holmes pregnant or is she carrying around a beach ball? Maybe she is carrying twins. That’s a big tummy. Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are engaged, and plan to get married this summer, after she has had their baby. What’s the rush? A baby before marriage?

During an interview with the expectant parents for Parade, reporter Dotson Rader writes, “Holmes . . . wore a large diamond engagement ring. She seemed dazed, passive and vacant. She never stopped smiling.”

Holmes continued smiling through the interview as Cruise described how his father beat him, and as Cruise was “hooting how beautiful she was, touching and kissing her like a teenage boy on his first backseat date, aware that he was being watched.”