Reports say that Kate Moss and Pete Doherty are back together, and they’re once again discussing marriage and children. Here’s more:

English supermodel Kate Moss has run back into the needle-scarred arms of Pete Doherty. Our man in London spotted the co-dependent couple at Claridge’s hotel last week, having a weepy reunion. Since then, against the wishes of her family and handlers, Moss has been holed up with the Babyshambles rocker in a $4,000-a-night suite at the Mayfair hotel for five days.

Apparently, Kate has forgotten that Doherty told the Mirror – which reportedly paid him $80,000 – that she was "jealous and suspicious" and "a nasty old rag."

In case you forgot, a Vet treating a sick kitten of Pete’s found cocaine in the kitten’s blood. Both Moss and Doherty are both already parents, and what a great dad Doherty is. Before Doherty has anymore kids he should be given an egg to care for. If he breaks the egg, we sterilize him. We could just give him the egg now, and schedule his vasectomy for the next morning.

Amy Winehouse left rehab yesterday after staying for less than 48 hours, then took a helicopter to London for a brain scan. The Sun UK says:

She left a clinic in Essex and flew back to Camden, North London .. Later she and hubby Blake Fielder-Civil visited a private doctors surgery in central London — before planning a night out with pals.

Her worried parents Mitch and Janis are now considering getting her SECTIONED to force her into getting help for her problems.

Doctors ordered Amy, 23, to have the brain scan after she had a seizure during her overdose. It will reveal whether the singer has a form of epilepsy — which could have been undetected until now.

Okay so Amy had a seizure after consuming a cocktail of heroin, ecstasy, cocaine, and horse tranquilizers. Sure some doctors might say it was a overdose that led to a seizure, but not this doctor, he thinks she may have epilepsy. I suppose if you saw him for a sore throat he’d schedule you for brain surgery, because your neck is connected to your head so that must be where the problem is.

London’s 3AM Girls are saying Amy, and her devoted supportive husband, went back to boozing after exiting rehab:

Amy had earlier spoken to us after fleeing treatment for drug addiction by helicopter yesterday. She said: "Oh my God, what the hell happened to last week? I’m fine, don’t worry."

And after speaking to us last night the singer and husband Blake Fielder-Civil went – you guessed it – back down the pub.

The pair were in the Old Eagle five minutes from her home in Camden, London, with Blake’s parents Georgette and Giles.

These two remind me a lot of Kate Moss and Pete Doherty. Drug and drinking buddies. The only person who was probably happy to see Amy back drinking was the pub owner.

British Train Wreck Alert. Pete Doherty is up to his lushalicious tricks to get Kate Moss back into the mess that is his life. Us Magazine reports:

Not even four weeks after Kate Moss kicked him out of her house, Pete Doherty is looking to win her back. Doherty, 28, has asked U.K. paper The Daily Mirror to help him get through to Moss, 33. His master plan? Have them print his ramblings about their love for her (and the whole world) to read!

He tells The Mirror, "I love her with all my heart. I like the way she walks and talks. I love her bones. I love her brain."

And yet that seems improbable when the man known as Babyshambles recounts the couple’s last days. "We were watching a DVD together and Kate started going ‘I could tell by the way you were sitting back there that you’ve f-d [a female neighbor].’ I said ‘You’re out of your f-ing mind.’ I was really up for some peace and love that morning. I wasn’t up for being called a c- and being kicked in the head."

Since the breakup, Doherty has moved on and proposed to an artist identified only as Christine. Engaged or not, however, it’s Moss he wants. He tells the paper, "I made rather a rash gesture. It was more in a fit of anger. I asked this bird Christine to marry me."

Is it just me or is this guy about as attractive as a leper’s ass? I have no idea what that might look like, but it sounds bad. The guy needs to shower…for about thirty years. He should marry Britney Spears so they could give Sean and Jayden a sweaty little sibling that the two of them can use as an ash tray.

It looks like Kate Moss is finally dealing with her addiction to Pete Doherty after he cheated on her with a model.

However, earlier today Doherty protested that it wasn’t Kate who dumped him, but rather it was he who was fed up with the supermodel suffocating him and told her: "I need my space." Yesterday Doherty plead guilty, again, to drug charges.

The couple have had a series of screaming rows last week over his cheating, and according to reports he even went so far as to say to her: "It’s like living with a f**king stalker." Uh huh, a stalker that pays for everything.

Moss changed the locks on the heavy wrought iron gates to her home in north London (pictured above), while Doherty has moved back to the flat he owns in Hackney, East London (pictured below).

A source said: "Kate has been crying non-stop for days. She flew out to Paris on Saturday in the hope that Pete would come running after her but instead he went on a massive bender. She’s trying eveything to get him hooked back on her but he’s had enough of her keeping him on such a short leash. Kate’s now back in London and has been calling Pete constantly, screaming and crying down the phone. She’s angry and upset but completely obsessed and wants him back. He can’t handle her and feels suffocated, so has suggested they take a break."

Jefferson Hack, father of Kate’s daughter Lila Grace, is worried about the model’s state of mind during this emotional time.

Moss needs rehab to get over Pete. She also needs a new obsession like her daughter.

Kate Moss is being dropped by lingerie brand Agent Provocateur and her $1 million contract won’t be renewed when it expires next month. No specific reason was given, though they’re replacing her with a fresh face to represent their brand. What took them so long? Kate has been looking haggard for so long. Without tons of make-up and photoshopping her pictures, Kate looks a lot like a werewolf. I don’t know who I feel more sorry for, Pete who has to shave Kate’s back, or Kate who has to squeegee the grease off Pete’s back.