Kate Moss and current boyfriend Jamie Hince were out partying the other night. Kate had a bruised and scratched cheek, and Jamie had a cut on his nose and a black eye. Although the couple look like they beat each other up, they claim it was all due to an accident with Christmas decorations.

"He said he was on a ladder and she was waiting at the bottom for him to pass down the boxes of decorations, but he lost his grip on one and heavy decorations landed on their heads."

Good thing they weren’t getting their bowling balls down.

I don’t believe their story.

This is what a high paid model looks like when she gets old, and forgets to wear makeup. Kate Moss should consider putting something on that herpes sore above her lip. Those makeup artists really are artists.

Both Kate Moss (pictured above) and Alice Dellal are in Ibiza, Spain right now, at the same time. Alice (20) is replacing Kate as the model for Agent Provocateur.

Alice’s hair shaved off on one side. Why?

Moss, who is trying to climb into a boat above, looks old and sloppy. She really needs to retire.

Alice, who isn’t wearing a top in the pictures below, looks okay. Too bad she’s about as pretty as another Agent Provocateur model, from the past, Maggie Gyllenhaal. Looks like pretty isn’t a requirement.

Kate Moss and Jamie Hince have been dating for 10 months, but after a big fight on Saturday during the July 4th weekend, Jamie moved his belongings out of Kate’s North London home. A source said:

"Kate made some comment about a girl who’d been hanging around Jamie and it deteriorated from there. Since then, Kate and Jamie haven’t spoken as she has had her mobile turned off or has been screening his calls. But he’s telling friends that it’s not a permanent split, it’s simply that he’s in the doghouse."

Looks like Pete Doherty has a chance at Kate again.

Pete Doherty is still recording YouTube videos, which are getting better for a drug addict. This time Pete recorded Bohemian Love for Kate Moss, who was the best he’ll ever have, but never should have had in the first place.