Kate Beckinsale Wants a Butt Double

Kate Beckinsale, pictured above hitting the gym, isn’t happy with how her butt looks, so word is she wants someone else to butt in for her. A source from Kate’s new film Whiteout said:

"Kate has a terrible self-image. She thinks she is fat and she is always complaining how certain outfits make her bottom look big. Of course, the reality is that she has the most amazing body."

“The script called for her character to be filmed nude in a shower, focusing in on her bottom and thighs. Kate insisted on a double being hired. She was quite open on the set about not liking her body and said she particularly loathed her bottom and was not comfortable baring it.”

A last-minute call for a double went out on a Hollywood casting website last week for scenes that begin shooting tomorrow.

Silver Pictures advertised for a 5ft 8in brunette, weighing just under 9st. It added: “It’s a shower scene so there is no intimacy.”

“Kate just didn’t want to show her bottom, even though everyone on the set was saying how good it looks in jeans. She said she couldn’t face the thought of seeing her butt up on a big screen. She will have the final veto over who stands in for her.”

Kate’s butt looks good to me, but for the movies everyone expects perfection. Adam Sandler’s new movie You Don’t Mess with Zohan shows his butt a lot, however, I’m not sure if it’s really his butt, or that of a butt double.

Not to put Kate down or anything, but my girlfriend’s butt is nicer than Kate’s.

Hayden Panettiere in Vogue

Hayden Panettiere has overexposed herself. She’s everywhere, even the Ronald McDonald house, and posing with Ne-Yo. At this point she’s all played out. Then I find out she’s stripped down to her undies again, and posed for Vogue. One mistake a lot of young stars make is to give an interview they have to live up to, like the one Hayden gave to Vogue below:

Hayden on when she intends on becoming the latest screwed-up girl in Hollywood:
“Never, never. Cross our fingers. You can’t schedule rehab for me. And I don’t think you can schedule any DUI’s. I think I’m going to be one of those boring girls.”

Hayden on Britney Spears:
“That girl was the epitome of beauty when I was younger. And we built her up and just ripped her down, put every aspect of her life under a microscope. Probably made 90 percent of the stuff up along the way. I can’t even imagine if I had it like she does. She’s someone that I’m rooting for, and I hope she can make that comeback.”

Hayden on the craziest rumor she has ever heard about herself:
“Well, now that I’m single, it’s like I’m dating every male I’m standing next to, and possibly every female.”

Hayden on rumors she is dating her Heroes castmate, Milo Ventimiglia:
“No, I’m not. I love my castmates, and I adore Milo. He’s awesome, but we’re easy targets. We’re both young, and he’s one of the only people on the show not married with children.”

Hayden on celebs she wouldn’t mind being romantically linked to:
“God, it could be anyone from Leo DiCaprio to Justin Timberlake, or any girl. You want to make me a lesbian? That’s totally fine with me. Um, let’s see. We could do a love affair with Angelina. We could do… Oh gosh, I love, there are so many beautiful girls. Charlize Theron. Oh, my God. Kate Beckinsale is gorgeous. Jessica Alba.”

I thought Hayden was smarter than this interview. She loves the attention. Look how she keeps trying to get someone, anyone, to start a rumor she’s a lesbian. She reminds me of Lindsay. If Hayden really wants attention she should just pose for Playboy. Do it now before gravity takes its toll. Actually, I changed my mind, maybe she should just go to a nude beach with another girl and make-out with her while the paparazzi snap a few pictures.

Kate Beckinsale is Queen of the Damned

Kate Beckinsale and her husband director Len Wiseman dressed up as Satan and his Bride. Their daughter did like most little girls this year, she dressed as a slut, an old western bar whore to be exact. Well, at least they’re teaching her midwest values. In Los Angeles values like that can make a girl a very good living.

Len Wiseman Will Die Hard 4 Kate Beckinsale

Die Hard 4 is a movie about a guy (Bruce Willis) that keeps getting himself into the same situation over and over and over and over again. The plot is as realistic as a porno, where one guy keeps bumping into groups of horny women that all want him so bad they tear his clothes off. Len Wiseman directed the movie, not the porno, Die Hard 4, which sounds like a porno movie name.

Len is married to Kate Beckinsale, and although the couple were rumored a while back to be having marriage difficulties and living a few miles apart, they appear to be just as normal as a couple of horny high school kids at the prom.

Kate Beckinsdale Outshines Bruce Willis at Die Hard Premiere and “Dirty Dances” with Hubby

Kate Beckinsdale was radiant and her body looked amazing in the skintight white dress she wore to the UK premiere of Die Hard 4.0.

Tongues are really wagging, and hanging out, after she and husband Len Wiseman steamed up the dance floor that night, says The Daily Mail.

Pictures of Wiseman, the film’s director, clasping Beckinsdale’s behind are eclipsing photos of the flick’s star, Bruce Willis, who was looking pretty good himself.

Read more and see the party pics…