Salma Hayek (42) appeared on a local German TV show called Wetten Dass, and she brought along her two friends. Fashion designer Karl Lagerfeld from Belfast, was confused by Salma’s Mexican accent since she revealed she is part Lebanese.

Last week This Morning’s Eamonn Holmes wrongly announced she was a lesbian on live television. Those breasts can be very distracting.

It’s hard to top a French road safety campaign with a fashion legend like Karl Lagerfeld at the center of it. Karl is wearing a reflective emergency vest that will now be required every time French drivers pull over do to a problem, plus drivers will need a flashing red warning triangle in their car as well. The ad launched on Wednesday reads:

"It’s yellow, it’s ugly, it doesn’t go with anything, but it could save your life."

Karl Lagerfeld will appear in the next release of Grand Theft Auto. Karl picked the music, and read his lines. He said:

"They (the video game guys) had written a politically incorrect dialogue," the designer said. "I loved it, [particularly] in a time when everybody wants to be so politically correct when they talk."

When Karl isn’t being a virtual bada$$ in virtual worlds, he stands on street corners with his diet coke butler.

For the second time in 2 years Karl Lagerfeld has held the Chanel show in the United States. This time the show was held at a hanger in the Santa Monica airport. During the show two planes came in and out of the hanger. The attendees were the usual talentless stars who have the money to be able to afford Chanel, and need the publicity. Much like Bai Ling’s constant appearances at every event possible despite a terrible acting career, Lindsay Lohan is also at any event that might have a camera.

You gotta give Karl credit, especially at his age, he dresses great, and makes ya look. He’s kinda like a vampire. I’m not a big fan of the driving gloves, and naturally Lindsay got her own. Below Lindsay is with her boy toy, despite all the fights they’ve been having, at yet another party. The last two are of Lindsay after visiting her Beverly Hills hair stylist. Her hair looks incredible. She must have seen someone other than Ken Paves.