Pamela Bach isn’t taking her loss in the custody battle for her kids lightly. David Hasselhoff’s ex-wife recently lost custody of the former couple’s two teenage daughters to The Hoff, despite the Baywatch star’s tragic and hilarious drunk video that has taken over the Internet.

The former Mrs. Hasselhoff is reportedly in the process of firing her lawyer, Debra Opri. Does that name ring a bell? It should, because Opri was the lawyer who represented Larry Birkhead in the famous custody battle over Anna Nicole Smith’s baby. As you may recall, Birkhead fired Opri also. Does anyone like this Opri woman?

Meanwhile, Bach is looking into hiring K-Fed’s divorce attorney instead. Best of luck with that, Pamela.

Shar Jackson is denying recent reports that she is pregnant with Kevin Federline’s child. In fact, she is not pregnant at all.

"It is not even remotely true,” Jackson’s rep says.

Federline’s rep also insists the rumors are "not true."

The erroneous story originated in this week’s Star magazine, which reported that Jackson, 30, is six weeks along with Federline’s child.

Jackson and Federline, 29, have two children together, a daughter Kori, 4, and a son Kaleb, 2. The Ex Wives Club star also has two children from a previous relationship.

Federline also has two sons with Britney Spears, Sean, 21 months, and Jayden, 9 months.

Would you let K-Fed knock you up for $1 million dollars? Well, would you?

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There really isn’t a story here, just a photo of the very familiar undercarriage of Britney Spears.

The fact that she’s wearing underwear is an improvement.  Perhaps we should be heaping praise on her so she’s encouraged to continue to get fully dressed in the morning.

She could even have been thinking, "This’ll knock that ‘K-Fed-baby number five on the way!’ story off the tops of the blogs."

More likely the thought dancing through her melon at that moment was, "C’mon y’all, you’re blockin’ the path to mah Cheetos!"

Happy Wednesday! It’s gossip-magazine day, gossip-magazine day!

US Weekly has an exclusive interview with Britney Spears’s mother about the frequent-bum-flasher’s troubles.

"You go into a time in your life with the world watching and you are just trying to figure yourself out," Lynne Spears told US in an exclusive interview that is featured in the latest issue of the magazine. "It’s sad that the whole world had to watch her make mistakes that all of us have made at one time or another."

Moms and "sources" also talked a bit about the family’s post-rehab rift.

"She decided that she had to cut out everyone who was using her, and that included her parents," says a source of Spears, 26.

The estrangement was especially hard on the pop star’s mother.

"Lynne was like Britney’s best friend, so when Britney started partying and her mom tried to control her, she got mad," a family source explains.

Too bad the interview was too late to have her comment on rumors that K-Fed is adding to Britney’s step-brood. 

We’d love to hear Lynn’s take on that!

We know it’s early and this is earth-shattering and shocking news, but it simply had to be reported immediately. Enjoy it with your latte.

Cindy Adams wrote in the New York Post this morning:

KEVIN Federline may have morning sickness, which could last for nine months when he reads this – but this is to tell him his on-again-off-again-and-for-sure-lately very on-again romance with Shar Jackson seems to have produced yet another baby between them. She’s into her seventh week, and at the instant I write this he doesn’t know. Star magazine is saying she’s hoping this brings them back together as a family.

Does Britney Spears know yet?

This is going to put a serious crimp in her plans to reconcile with serial-impregnator Kevin Federline. We hope the news doesn’t send her careening off track; we’re just getting the old Britney back!

What is this guy’s secret, besides sperm that’s apparently impervious to all manner of birth control?

K-Fed abandons Jackson and family for Spears and sires two tots with her. Then picks things back up again with Jackson, while Spears fantasizes about a reunion.

Could this all be part of some genius Coley-Laffoon-ish plan hatched by K-Fed before he even trotted off to tour with Britney?

Nah…..he’s not that crafty. But he does have superhuman seed.