Britney Spears’ body guard Cesar Julio Camera has officially been charged with battery for pounding on a paparazzi in Las Vegas in July. Andrew Deetz, the photog who got pounded, filed a complaint against Camera and also accused Britney of threatening him, alleging that she yelled, “I am going to kill you!” and threw a baby bottle at him. I don’t think Britney really meant to hit Deetz. She just lost control of the bottle as she was trying to juggle the baby bottle, her phone, lighter, a pack of cigarettes, and Sean all at the same time.

If convicted, Camera faces up to six months in jail, and or a $1,000 fine. No court date has been set.

One day in Las Vegas a photog named Deetz was taking pictures of Britney. The bodyguard didn’t like it and told him to stop. The photog kept snapping pictures, so the bodyguard called the photog a few names. The photog said, “sticks and stones will break my bones, but names will never hurt me.” That’s when the bodyguard jumped on the little guy hitting him in the face over and over with his fist. The lesson here is, when name calling doesn’t do the trick, use sticks and stones. Maybe next time the photog will start taking pictures of Britney after he shoots the bodyguard.

Just days ago Britney Spears was involved in an incident where her bodyguard assaulted a paparazzi, and the first reports neglected to mention Britney’s lack of innocence. The AP says:

Spears yelled "I am going to kill you! I am going to f_ _king kill you!," at Andrew Deetz, the photographer who was allegedly beaten by Spears’ bodyguard on Thursday. The men were taking pictures of Spears and her children as they left the spa at the Wynn Las Vegas casino-hotel at about 11:30 a.m., accompanied by two bodyguards. One bodyguard, Cesar Julio Camera, pushed Henderson (the other photopgrapher) against the wall until Wynn security intervened.

Afterward, Spears ran toward Henderson but was stopped by security, and then threw a baby bottle at him.

Then, in front of several other hotel guests and bystanders, Spears threatened to kill Deetz and said he should get a restraining order against her because she was going to kill him or hire someone that would.

Las Vegas police issued a summons for a charge of battery to Camera, the only person cited in the incident. He could face up to six months in county jail and a $1,000 fine if convicted.

The paparazzi had probably just left church when they happened upon Miss Spears. They probably kept a safe unobtrusive distance while they took a few shots of their favorite celebrity to personally enjoy later, when BAM!, they got smacked down by Spears and her bodyguard. The paparazzi aren’t so innocent, but threatening to kill someone is illegal. Britney probably thinks that if you kill someone they just get back up like in cartoons.

More criticism of Britney’s parenting skills are coming out in the tabloids. Looks like Britney hasn’t been able to do anything right since she left the hillbilly hills. US Weekly says:

"Sean is having dental problems because Britney just shoves a bottle of juice in his mouth all the time to stop him from crying.”

Spears “asked an L.A. dentist if he would whiten her kid’s teeth!” The dentist refused.

On July 22, Spears and the kids toured – then took over for several hours – a Pacific Palisades home, on the market for $6.5 million. Upon arrival, her bodyguard removed the FOR SALE sign, then went to her Beverly Hills home to fetch some of their belongings. The result was a home seller’s nightmare, with Spears and her kids trashing the house before money exchanged hands. “She ate tacos on the bedroom floor!” a source says of the home. “She got crumbs and grease everywhere. She let her babies and her dog roam the floor. She left the bed a mess – I don’t know what’s wrong with her.”

The mag is rumored to have added…when Britney misplaces her pack of cigarettes, “she’ll actually turn to Sean and say, ‘Baby, where are Mama’s lollipops?’ Sean runs, gets her cigarettes and brings them back to her.”

Well Miss Spears, I’ve been looking for a qualified baby sitter, and I think I finally found the right one.

Britney Spears went to Las Vegas, which upset Kevin Federline because he says Britney can’t take the kids out of the state of California without written permission. While staying at Steve Wynn’s hotel/casino a photographer was taking pictures of Britney. Julio Camera, Britney’s bodyguard, shoved the photographer in the chest when the photog then accidentally bumped Sean Preston in the process of falling back. Camera then jumped on the photographer wrestling him to the ground, and started punching him in the face until Wynn security pull the bodyguard off. In the picture you can see the photog lost his shoe. Britney is alleging battery by the photog. The Las Vegas police issue the following statement:

"A second Incident Crime Report was also filed by Ms. Spears on behalf of her minor child. In that report it was alleged that prior to the above incident a second photographer, identified as Kyle Henderson, battered both Mr. Camera and Ms. Spears’ child , who was at that time being held by the security officer."

The body guard beat up a photog after shoving him into Sean Preston. Why doesn’t he file charges against the photog for assaulting his fist with his face, and property damage after ripping his pants while straddling the guy while he’s on the floor? The only person hurting those kids is Britney.

Britney Spears has fired her latest assistant after just three weeks on the job. Shannon Funk, the blond in the pictures, replaced Britney’s cousin Alli Sims, who bailed about a month ago. Shannon was let go because, it turns out, she was the reason for all of Britney’s problems. Turns out it was Shannon who stole almost 16,000 dollars worth of clothes from the OK! magazine shoot last week. Not according to OK! of course, who says Shannon only took one pair of shorts and one tank top. They say it was Britney who walked off with a thousand dollar pair of heels, a 750 dollar Vera Wang dress and a 6000 dollar ring, among other things. Life and Style says:

"Britney felt a lot of her recent troubles started and stopped with Shannon," an insider close to Britney tells Life & Style. “Britney thought she was talking badly about her. She was very rude and Britney felt she was letting business emails fall by the wayside.”

All the trouble Britney had in Las Vegas was after she fired her trouble making assistant, but this time it was the photog’s fault for using his face as a weapon. Before all this Britney was as pure as snow, as sweet as sugar, and as American as applie pie. If other people would just quit ruining Britney’s life she could go back to being a princess.