Celebrities live life in the public eye, and that is how they make their living, but it seems they don’t like paparazzi giving the public a glimpse into parts of their lives off the red carpet, but still in public areas. Julia Roberts’s husband Danny Moder is the latest to think he has more rights than others. The paparazzi were parked in a public area, perhaps to get some shots of Danny returning from surfing. Danny hit the paparazzi’s car, illegal, then demands the paparazzi leave, which he has no right to do since it was a public area. Maybe these celebrities should all watch Jack in action. Celebrities that act like Danny are jerks in many areas of their lives, not just when the paparazzi are around.

Brad Pitt and George Clooney made fun of Larry Craig at the American Cinematheque’s tribute to Julia Roberts which aired last night on AMC. Just a note, in Clooney’s bathroom stall there are two toilet paper dispensers, both of which are empty. Ever try changing stalls after running out of toilet paper?

Julia Roberts was swerving all over the road in Los Angeles, and honking her car horn until a paparazzi pulled over, so she could yell at him about taking pictures of her kids. Um, what about endangering other people on the road with dangerous and erratic driving?

Julia Roberts and her husband Danny Moder did some grocery shopping at Hows in Malibu yesterday afternoon. To show how much the couple love and respect the handicapped, they parked in one of their handicapped spaces. This confirms something I’ve suspected for a long time, that Julia, and her husband, are both mentally handicapped.

Julia Roberts has welcomed her third child, a boy named Henry Daniel Moder.

Henry was born Monday in Los Angeles and weighed 8½ lbs. "The Moder family is doing great," Roberts’s rep, Marcy Engelman, says.

Roberts, 39, and husband Danny Moder, 38, are already parents to twins Hazel and Phinnaeus, who turned 2 in November.

The actress confirmed in December that she was expecting baby Number 3.

Julia was as big as a barn. I was expecting her to give birth to a buffalo.