Jude Law and Rod Stewart’s daughter, Kimberly Stewart, were caught at the 195 Nightclub in Essex, England on Saturday making out. A source said:

"They were really going at it and barely came up for air. He’s the first big name we have ever seen in there. So myself and my friends walked over and asked if we could have our photo taken with them. But they said no, turned back to face each other again then carried on kissing."

Rod is very protective of his daughter. How is he going to feel about slutty Jude swapping spit with his baby girl?

On Wednesday Jude Law was arrested after allegedly attacking a photog outside his home in London. Law denied the allegation on Wednesday. The incident occurred after Law presented a lifetime achievement award to Michael Caine at a Tuesday night ceremony organized by GQ magazine. The photog gave this statement to the Daily Mail:

“I was at a bus stop near Jude’s house but I wasn’t taking pictures of him. My camera was still in the bag. He was by himself when he recognized me and started accusing me of being a pedophile and that all I wanted to do was take pictures of his children. I was shocked at his behaviour.”

Back in April of 2006 Jude did the exact same thing to another photog in Los Angeles, California:

After threatening the photog (”I’ll have you up for pedophilia!”), Law questions the camera-man about filming his kids, and the camera-man claims he didn’t realize he was filming them. Law then appears to slap the camera, saying, “Look in your f***ing camera!”

“You don’t film my f***ing children!” Law says again before hurling a few more obscenities, then leaving.

Last time I checked pedophiles hung around places where children play like playgrounds, and Internet chat rooms, not outside Jude’s house. How does he know pedophiles are even attracted to his kids? Besides, what respectable pedophile would want to date his kids when their dad is always assaulting them before they even get to the front door?

…and now the reason Jude Law and Jessica Alba cannot maintain a stable relationship.

Jude Law heard about Jessica Alba complaining she is too "hot" for Hollywood. Alba told GQ she fears she isn’t taken seriously because of her "hotness." Jude said he can totally relate. He said:

"I’m only wanted by directors for the image I give off, and it makes me angry. I always wanted to be an actor and not a beauty pageant winner."

Before she heads for London to start shooting her next movie, Lindsay Lohan is trying to make a new British friend - former Sienna Miller beau Jude Law. Lohan ended up with Law at The Box on Chrystie Street very late on both Friday and Saturday nights, sources say. Her whirlwind weekend started Friday with dinner at Nobu Next Door before she headed off with her mom, Dina, and former Marc Jacobs boy toy Jason Preston to Stereo, where she greeted her friend DJ AM. "She called Jude at 1 in the morning," said our spy, "and met him at The Box." The next night, Lohan hit Cipriani Downtown for dinner, stopped by Beatrice Inn, and met up later with Jude at The Box again - this time joined by Law’s pals Sean Penn and Tim Robbins. "They are adoring one another’s company," said one sly observer, who could not confirm or deny any "dating." Lohan’s rep, Leslie Sloane Zelnik, had no comment. Law’s rep, Simon Halls, said, "We don’t comment on our client’s personal life."