Britney Spear Suicide Note Rumor NOT True

This week’s issue of In Touch magazine maintained that Sam Lutfi found a suicide note written by Britney Spears in the bathroom where the "Toxic" singer said she wanted to "rest in peace" and was "sorry for never making her life what everyone else wanted," a supposed friend told the weekly.

In late November, In Touch reported that Britney was pregnant with music producer J.R. Rotem’s child but the story has since been widely discredited, mostly by Britney’s still-flat stomach.

Sam Lutfi is now denying reports that Britney Spears left a suicide note before being rushed to Cedars Sinai after the bathroom stand-off between her, and the LAPD earlier this month. Sam said:

"Absolutely, 100% NOT true."

If the note were real, Kevin Federline will have his attorney present it at the divorce trial for sure.

Lindsay Lohan in the Recording Studio

Lindsay Lohan was in the recording studio on Monday to work on her new album with J.R. Rotem. The new album is rumored to be titled Nobody’s Angel. Who knows if this ablum will be any good, but as long as Lindsay stays clean and sober she deserves a second chance at success.

Lindsay Lohan Recording New Album

Lindsay Lohan has been spending a lot of time with J.R. Rotem lately, and it’s not because they’re dating, it’s because their making Lindsay’s new album. Not along ago a rumor circulated that Lindsay was going to do a duet with 50 Cent, but he denied it. New York hit Lindsay’s record label with the biggest fine ever for forcing Lindsay’s album to be played by music stations several years ago. Knowing there is little demand for Lindsay’s music, why would anyone want to make another album with her? Tell us in the comments.

JR Rotem Will Date You on JDate

JR Rotem, is looking for love on JDate with the username bhmusic. JR says he is a 32-year-old, non-smoking, non-drinking, muscular music producer. His profile says:

Hey girls… Congrats for stumbling onto my profile - you just hit the jackpot! I am Jonathan, an established music producer who is having a challenging time meeting a hot Jewish girl with good values. The success and visibility I have earned in the music industry keeps me surrounded by the wrong girls (golddiggers, cheap chicks, wannabe artists looking to use a guy like me for a music career, money, fame, etc) Some personality traits that seperate me from most of the people I know in Los Angeles is a high moral code of honesty and loyalty. I would never cheat or lie to anyone I’m with as I believe in treating others as you would want to be treated. I think that those values are the fundamental part of establishing a meaningful relationship. That, and intense physical attraction…

JR actually sounds sincere here. Of course hanging around Britney Spears, and other trashy Hollywood sluts hasn’t helped his reputation, but when you have to work with those people, the dirt kind of rubs off on you. Still, JR never betrayed anyone, not even when he confirmed he was the father of Britney’s fictional fetus as In Touch alleged.

In Touch Reveals Text Messages from JR Rotem

Reports say Britney Spears is considering suing In Touch for saying she is pregnant, and even using the pregnancy story on their cover. In Touch in response released the text messages between them and J.R. Rotem. Now Rotem denies he ever said anything. In Touch reports:

Contrary to the statement J.R. Rotem released on November 28, In Touch has documented proof that on Monday, November 26, the music producer did indeed confirm in these text messages that Britney is pregnant and that he is the father. When asked about rumors about Britney’s pregnancy and whether he is the father, J.R. texted "It’s true." And when questioned about Britney’s intentions regarding her unborn baby, he responded, "No clue on what she will do. She is unpredictable."

It looks like Rotem was just playing along, and In Touch got burned, but that part helps because they didn’t print a story they "knowingly" knew was false, right? On the current cover In Touch says Britney had "Ultrasounds…" I want to see those pictures. I could really use a new screensaver. It is entirely possible In Touch simply faked the text messages. Take for example the text message I received from Jessica Alba just this morning.