This morning a rumor started by PageSix was that Fergie was pregnant. A source said to PageSix:

"She picked up a wedding dress while she was in New York for Fashion Week and wants to move the wedding up so she is married before the bump becomes too obvious."

The implication was that Fergie would be marrying Josh Duhamel in the next two months because she is pregnant.

Fergie’s mother, Terri Ferguson, was on the Ryan Seacrest’s KIIS FM radio show this morning and she said:

"Nope not at all. Did you see her at the Grammys?" Skinny, skinny, skinny."

Never say skinny when describing a former meth addict.

Terri went on to say:

"We are not moving up the wedding … they haven’t met with a wedding planner yet."

Fergie was shopping in Beverly Hills hoping paparazzi would catch a glimpse of the rock on her finger. She was showing off the engagement ring Josh Duhamel bought her as evidence they really are engaged. Okay I believe you now put that ring away before we all go blind.

Josh Duhamel and Fergie announced they are now engaged to be married. Afterwards, Fergie wet her pants, and Josh rubbed his nose in it. No date for the wedding has been announced. Why is Josh holding his crotch?

Fergie was in Santa Ynez, California with Josh Duhamel this past weekend. A man with a rifle and a scope decided to threaten the paparazzi with deadly force. This is the kind of guy who shouldn’t be holding a gun. Psych check! Looks like Fergie wasn’t the one wetting her pants this time.

Josh Duhamel plays a dad-to-be on NBC’s Las Vegas, and it has him thinking he wants to have kids, with his girlfriend Fergie. Ok! Magazine reports:

“I’ve got a lot of friends with kids. Two of my friends have three kids. They all have kids except for me—so I got to get on the horse!”

Josh has even thought about sex with his pregnant girlfriend:

“I’ve never been through that and it’s sort of dawned on me as I go — wait, that probably would happen. Maybe she would take it as you not being sexually attracted to her when in fact, maybe you’re just worried that you’re going to hurt the baby.” Then he joked, “And you realize you can’t hurt the baby. You’ve just got to do it doggie style. NO!”

Fergie gets criticized a lot for not looking feminine enough. As Josh pointed out she does look fantastic from behind, and for some guys that’s enough. Maybe these two should have kids, and maybe not. If Josh keeps spending all his time imagining it though, he’ll have had family in his head, and grown old before he gets around to the real thing.