John Travolta Kissed Kirk Douglas

John Travolta planted a big’ol wet kiss on Kirk Douglas with a wet, but John will have you know he’s not gay. When did this man kissing trend star? I didn’t get the memo. Oh yeah, only gay guys kiss. Kirk looked a bit shocked when John kissed him wile presenting him with an award at the Santa Barbara Film Festival on Thursday. Yuck. John denied kissing his manny, but admitted kissing openly gay John Waters.

John Travolta Kissed Gay John Waters

Last September, John Travolta was caught kissing his male nanny. His lawyer explained it away at the time as a "customary, non-romantic gesture."

Now the Queen of Weird, John Waters, is backing up Travolta’s claims. When Gatecrasher asked the director of the original "Hairspray" about Travolta’s kiss-off behavior, he responded "He kissed me hello, he kisses everybody!"

This is just what Travolta needs to prove he’s not gay, an endorsement from the gayest man on the planet, John Waters, saying Travolta kisses everybody. Straight guys don’t kiss other guys. It’s a man rule.