John Travolta planted a big’ol wet kiss on Kirk Douglas with a wet, but John will have you know he’s not gay. When did this man kissing trend star? I didn’t get the memo. Oh yeah, only gay guys kiss. Kirk looked a bit shocked when John kissed him wile presenting him with an award at the Santa Barbara Film Festival on Thursday. Yuck. John denied kissing his manny, but admitted kissing openly gay John Waters.

Zac Efron was at the Beverly Hilton hotel in Los Angeles on Monday evening for the 11th Annual Hollywood Awards. Zac was in Hairspray which received the Hollywood Ensemble Acting of the Year Award, and the producers Craig Zadan and Neil Meron received the Hollywood Producers of the Year Award for Hairspray. John Travolta was honored for his drag role in Hairspray with the Hollywood Supporting Actor of the Year. He dresses like that all the time at home, so I’m not surprised he got the award. On Tuesday Zac hit the LA Fitness gym as usual. Zac is keeping his body in shape for the upcoming High School Musical 3. Rumors are circulating that Zac may play Mike O’Donnell in a movie called Seventeen, which is a story about a 36 year-old man who wants a new chance at life, and ends up in the body of a high school senior.

Gwen Stefani apparently has no doubts about breast-feeding, although she admits that the addition of little Kingston’s teeth has presented a bit of a challenge. Page Six reports:

GWEN Stefani enjoys breastfeeding so much, she doesn’t mind a bit of pain. The pop princess admits she’s still providing her son, Kingston, who was born in May 2006, with fresh milk, long after some mothers have given it up. "I don’t know when I’m going to stop breast-feeding," Stefani, 37, tells London’s Observer Woman magazine. "I’ll just keep going while I can - like, he’s getting his teeth, so it is a little bit scary. He’s bitten me a few times."

Shouldn’t the general guideline be that if he’s able to enjoy a steak and a glass of wine, it’s time to get off the boob? I’m jussayin’. Not to mention, how much milk can come from Gwen? I’ve seen bigger boobs on John Travolta.

Last week John Travolta attended a Mets game, without his wig on. Balding fans are being encouraged to watch the games without head gear (wigs) to help direct sunlight at the solar cells that now power the baseball stadium. John’s head caused a power surge that blew out two stadium lights. His head can also deflect laser beams, and is being investigated as a cause of global warming.

Chewbacca, pictured below, probably has a few tips on how to prevent hair loss.

This is an aerial view of John Travolta’s Florida house in the Jumbolair Aviation Estates fly-in community.

It’s pretty cool, with open "garages" for two of his planes and a helicopter pad out back. Travolta, an avid pilot, was one of the first to purchase a home there, which resulted in a ton of publicity for the place.

According to the lawsuit filed by Travolta, the owners of the airstrip that serves the neighborhood (we know, it’s crazy!) has illegally changed the rules, in an effort to prevent Travolta from landing his Boeing 707 there.

The airport owners deny the allegations and claim that the runway simply can’t support the weight of such a big plane.

That’s a much more interesting dispute than the one we’re in with our neighbor about outdoor lighting, American flags and visitor parking. Wish we had one of Travolta’s planes so we could park it. On our neighbor. Shut that guy right up.