John Mayer (30) and Jennifer Aniston (39) were spotted kissing and making out like teenagers in the pool at the Manadrin Oriental Hotel in Miami on Saturday. Later in the evening the new couple went out to the NIkki Coconut Grove where they continued to make-out inside.

Jennifer is wrapping up her part of the filming on Marley & Me with Owen Wilson, who is rumored to be engaged to Kate Hudson.

The New York Post reports that Mayer was making out with another blonde, who was not Jennifer Aniston, just five days after he was last seen making out with Aniston. Mayer is such a dog, and Aniston has fire hydrant written all over her.

In Touch reported that Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer spent four days together in Miami, and they have pictures to prove it. When Mayer was asked how he was doing after his weekend with Aniston, he said:

"My weekend was good."

Play on player.

John Mayer wrote a post this morning that made it sound like he was still trying to get rid of a stalker, who could have been Jessica Simpson. Now he’s written a new post on one of his blogs called "Never Complain, (Almost) Never Explain," where he explains rather than complains:

I’m not a big fan of justifying my thoughts to people. I’ve known since grade school that my take on things is not for everyone, and that those who do understand how my head works seem to have a deeper connection with me for it. (Those who don’t are still welcome to use the facilities.)

I wouldn’t traditionally take to a blog to explain a blog, and it begs the question as to whether or not anyone who didn’t understand the first one will make any sense of its follow-up, but when it involves the possibility of hurting someone else, I’ll tuck my tail between my legs and explain my intentions. Even though it makes my teeth itch.

The blog – copied from my lyric/idea journal, is all about the P.S. – it’s a writing technique called "deceptive resolution"; you think the story is going one way, only to find that it twists around at the end, using all its momentum to swing in another direction. In this instance, the writer of the missive is saying in as many certain terms as possible that he does not want to see his ex anymore. At the end, the P.S. leaves that all too common contradiction in terms that makes love so messed up. I call it "I wish you were here so I could tell you to leave".

This actually has some pretty far-reaching ramifications. How will I write an entire record of lyrics when one small blog passage incites so much curiosity? Can I write a song because of somebody but not about them? By way of my experiences but not as a sordid retelling of them? Because if I can’t, I need to rewrite the last line to my new song "Boning you on my helicopter".

Doin’ The Right Thing Like Mookie,
John

Does this mean that Jessica isn’t still calling John at 3 am to tell him about her fight with Tony Romo?

John Mayer has an ex girlfriend who just doesn’t get the message, so John took to one of his blogs to spell it out again:

"I was sitting in the airport lounge this morning when I started scribbling out lyrics and such," he writes by way of exposition. "Don’t read too far into this on a personal level … I just thought it sums up how crazy love can be."

Dear Ex Lover,

Perhaps you didn’t understand the last time I told you to stop contacting me, so I’ll do my best to spell it out for you. I do not wish to have you in my life anymore. I don’t know how much more clear I can be about it. It would serve you best to move on with your life and find someone who can put up with you, because I’m done trying. I hope this is enough closure for you.
Goodbye

P.S. If you need me, you know how to find me.

This message is either for Jessica Simpson, or Cameron Diaz. I think it’s Jessica, because she’s crazy when she’s in love, and she’s probably a screamer, which means she’s extra crazy.

John Mayer defended Jessica Simpson against the accusation that she messed up Tony Romo, and caused the Dallas Cowboys to lose a game that ended their playoff bid. John wrote:

I have never known anyone to have more pride in their home state and their upbringing in it than Jessica Simpson has in Texas. I don’t really follow sports, but I have played some of my biggest and best concerts in your state, and having witnessed how dynamic the spirit there is, I’m betting emotions are running high right about now.

All witty barbs, blogs, and fashion policing aside, that girl loves Texas more than you know. It’s one of her most defining traits as a person. So please don’t try and take that away from her. (You probably wouldn’t be able to, but it’s less work for all involved.)

I just thought it would mean something coming from the guy who has the absolute least to gain from this. And if I’m out of line in having written it, too bad. I can spare a Wednesday’s worth of bad press if it means sticking up for a good soul.

Blah blah blah. All this really means, is that John hopes to get a piece of that blonde bimbo again once her and Tony breakup.