Talk about old rumors.  Madonna and John F. Kennedy Jr. were hanging out in the 80’s and John-John died in the 90’s.  It’s now 2007, yet there’s a new book full of supposed revelations.

JFK Jr. was one fine hunk of man-meat and one would think that all the details of his life had already been mercilessly hashed, rehashed, and hashed up again immediately following his untimely death.  We’ve read so much about him; there’s been no shortage of information for the insatiable fan.

Somehow, though, a juicy story of a hotel romp has surfaced, along with other dubious claims.

According to the New York Post, a new unauthorized biography includes the tale, relayed by college pal Rob Littell, of Kennedy’s naughty summer night with Madonna in a cheap Chicago hotel room.

"They were working their way around the bases, and as they rounded third and headed for home, she asked him if he had any protection. He didn’t, so now they began discussing how they were going to get a hold of a prophylactic," Littell tells the author.

"She was still legally married to Sean Penn, and he had a steady girlfriend . . . They were afraid of being busted. They couldn’t very well just meander into a pharmacy and ask for a pack of Trojans. They were too well known . . . To John’s great chagrin, the relationship was never completed."

What adult talks like that??   "Working their way around the bases…"  "To John’s great chagrin…"  What a bore. Sounds like a guy who likes to hear himself talk, who just happens to also be a loose-lipped friend.

But it gets worse: other "friends" and acquaintances in the book dish about John-John’s alleged "numerous" bisexual encounters and a dalliance with at least one Hollywood prostitute.

Interesting that these stories are just coming out.  Pun intended.

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