A song about MILFs that leaves Nicole Richie out, and Joel Madden wishes he wrote for her.

Nicole Richie is still making money offer her baby Harlow Winter Kate Madden. This time she’s pimped Harlow out to Harper’s Bazaar. It’s easy money if you’re a Hollywood mom. In an interview with Extra airing later today Nicole said:

"Joel [Madden] actually changes more diapers than I do. It’s his time with her. He sings to her. He laughs with her, plays with her. It’s amazing."

That leaves more time for Nicole to do other stuff like ____________.

Nicole adds:

"Everything I do is for her. I was so excited from the minute I found out I was pregnant, and it’s been nothing but an amazing ride since."

Pimping Harlow out for paid photoshoots is for mommy. It must be exciting making easy money, and getting all that attention.

Update: Nicole claims she didn’t get paid for this photoshoot. Do you believe her?

Nicole Richie was at the opening of the opening of DCMA, Joel Madden’s new clothing store. Nicole was looking boobaliscious, but she says she doesn’t like her fuller look. She is still breast feeding, and she looks great.

Only two weeks Nicole Richie had her daughter Harlow Winter, and yet she appears to be back to her feather weight size zero. Nicole and Joel Madden went out on Friday to attend Benny Medina’s birthday party in Los Angeles. Nicole is probably relieved that she can stop eating again, which may be why her breasts don’t look like they’ve got much milk in them.

Nicole Richie was in labor at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center, but she had her baby already and even left the hospital with Joel Madden, and her baby according to her rep. The baby was a girl named Harlow Winter Kate Madden, and weighed 6 lbs., 7 oz. Amazing! Who leaves the hospital the same day they have a baby? Some people do.

Christina Aguilera went into labor today, and was also rushed to Cedars Sinai Medical Center, but she’s already had her baby. Looks like Christina missed her scheduled C-Section before the weekend.

Actress Courtney Thorne Smith also gave birth to a baby boy today, and so did David Alan Grier’s wife.

Jessica Alba says pregnancy is “awesome!,” but she rarely smiles, and works out constantly to keep her pre-pregnancy body. Yeah, I believe her. NOT.