The celebutard Paris Hilton, and "Girls Gone Wild" creator Joe Francis, have amassed a pit-bull legal team to attack the creators of parisexposed.com, a pay-to-view Web site boasting Hilton’s most cringe-worthy memorabilia, including porn videos made during their months-long courtship.

"We’re pissed and I feel for Paris right now. She’s been victimized yet again," Francis told The Post yesterday. "We want this thing down and we’re seeking monetary damages."

Francis said that videos of him with a topless Hilton were only intended for their eyes, and that the sex-crazed heiress is "devastated" that they’ve been made available to the public.

"They were taken for us only when we were dating," Francis said. "These guys have absolutely no right to use the images, they flat-out put them on the Web with no permission. He messed with the wrong person."

Francis said Hilton is also seeking criminal charges because the site’s creators "Sultan of Sleaze" David Hans Schmidt, and broker Bardia Persa, posted her medical records, revealing she was taking Valtrex to treat herpes.

The medical records disclosure may violate the HIPAA law related to medical records, however, it’s against the law to knowing transmit an STD to someone else, Paris. The copyright issue is altogether different. By purchasing Hilton’s auctioned off goods, the site owner may now own the copyright to everything that is there. Francis knows talk is cheap, and legal attacks are expensive, especially when you lose. I don’t feel sorry for Paris at all. How many videos are going to surface of Paris, before she stops acting so dumb? Anyone stupid enough to keep embarrassing, and legally incriminating pictures and video in a storage unit, definitely has sh*t for brains. Now if the L.A.P.D. were doing their jobs, they would arrest everyone in the video using cocaine, and the other substances, including Paris Hilton.

Former Miss Nevada Katie Rees knows just how Paris feels. Rees has been on Fox and other programs whining, but never taking responsibility. Rees and Paris are cut from the same cloth.

Below are the NSFW Ibiza Party Videos with Paris Hilton, Joe Francis, some annoying douche with coke on his chest, and others:

Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
Part 5

and the bubble bath scene

Lindsay Lohan wasn’t impressed with record producer Scott Storch’s diamond gifts over New Year’s, she found a guy with a jet. She’s seeing "Girls Gone Wild" impresario Joe Francis. Friends of Lohan say Francis was with her when she went to the hospital two weeks ago to fake having her appendix out, and they planned to leave Saturday for a mini-vacation at Francis’ Mexican estate, but decided to stay in town. "Neither of them could resist the lure of the Golden Globe parties," laughed our source.

Lohan was released from the hospital less than 24 hours after being admitted. The question still remains as to why Lohan was really in the hospital.