Last night on The Celebrity Apprentice, Joan Rivers and Melissa Rivers went completely nuts after Melissa was fired by Donald Trump in the boardroom. Melissa accused Annie Duke, a Las Vegas poker icon, and Brande Roderick, the outspoken stylista, of conspiring to get Melissa fired. Joan also joined her daughter in the tirade, and left with her daughter vowing not to come back, even though she wasn’t fired, and were on different teams.

Mother and daughter called Annie and Brande whores, pit vipers, scum, piece of sh!t, dumb blonde, and white trash poker player. Las Vegas folks are not going to be happy.

Joan said ot Annie:

"I met your people in Vegas for 40 years. None of them have last names! You’re a pokaaaaaah playaaaa….a pokaaaaaah playa….That’s beyond white trash! Pokah plays are trash, darling!"

Annie responded:

"Poker plays are the most awesome people in the world."

Even Trump, and the board members, looked uncomfortable in the board room when they heard Joan and Melissa going nuts outside. Melissa acted like a spoiled brat, and a sore loser, and mom enabled her. Shameful.

Joan Rivers got booted off of a UK version of The View called Loose Women, after Joan said Russell Crowe is a "piece of f*cking sh!t." That may be something loose women say, but unfortunately for Joan the show was airing LIVE! Even worse, young children may have been watching. Oops!

The producers of the show asked Joan to leave the show as soon as they went to commercial. Joan apologized for swearing, and said she had no idea the show was live. Joan said:

“Yes, I swore, and I’m so f_cking sorry.”

Joan did not apologize to Crowe, as if he even cares.

Yesterday on the Martha Stewart Show had on guest Joan Rivers. Martha Stewart got extra spicy when talking about Donald Trump:

Joan: Somebody sent me, and I got very upset last night, Donald Trump steaks.
Martha: Oh, yeah, he has steaks.
Joan: I thought, "I can’t eat Donald Trump." And then they said, "No." They said he owns the company, they didn’t slaughter him.
Martha: Too bad!

Martha didn’t get reformed in prison, she got educated. She went in a tough b!tch, but now she’s a killer, so watch out Trump. Maybe it’s just all of Martha’s pent up sexual frustration because she knows she can never sit on Trump tower.