Renee Zellweger played J.K. Rowling on a special Harry Potter episode of Tracey Ullman’s State of the Union.

J.K. Rowling is suing a lot of people who she accuses of stealing her work. As if Rowling hasn’t made enough money yet. Every penny off Potter must be hers. Bwahahaha!

Stephen King told USA Today that Twilight isn’t very well written:

"Both JK Rowling and Meyer, they’re speaking directly to young people. … The real difference is that [Harry Potter author] Jo Rowling is a terrific writer and [Twilight author] Stephenie Meyer can’t write worth a darn. She’s not very good."

Like duh! Fortunately for Meyer her adolescent audience cares more about the romantic aspect of the story, than the quality of the writing.

Good news Harry Potter fans, J.K. Rowling’s new post Potter book, The Tales of Beedle the Bard, will hits shelves December 4.

The 157-page collection of five wizardry-inspired fairy tales was mentioned in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, the seventh and final novel in the best-selling series.

Rowling previously produced seven hand-crafted copies of the book – but this is its first commercial publication.

Beedle will retail for $12.99, with Amazon.com offering 100,000 leather-bound "Collector’s Edition" copies, designed to mimic the handmade originals, for $100 each.

Proceeds from the sale will go to the Children’s High Level Group, Rowling’s charity for vulnerable children.

JK Rowling attended the 2008 British Book Awards last night. The picture above is not what it looks like. This is not a man from the crowd copping a feel of Rowling’s ample bosom. Rather, this is her publicist, Mark Huthinson, trying to block a shot of Rowling’s top slipping down. He probably won’t wash that hand for a few days while the perfume scent lingers.

Harry Potter author, J.K. Rowling, announced on Friday that, master wizard and Headmaster of Hogwarts, Albus Dumbledore is in fact gay. No doubt, after outing Albus book sales surged. If Albus was gay, shouldn’t he have been a fairy rather than a wizard in Harry Potter? I knew that thing sticking out of his robe wasn’t a wand.