Jimmy Kimmel has answered his girlfriend Sarah Silverman’s effin Matt Damon video with Jimmy is effin Ben Affleck. All the stars came out to help with this video: Brad Pitt, Harrison Ford, Cameron Diaz, Joan Jett, Macy Gray, Robin Williams, Don Cheadle, Pete Wentz, Perry Farrell, Benji and Joel Madden, Lance Bass, Huey Lewis, Josh Groban, McLovin, and even Meatloaf. Every had fun with this one, especially Jimmy and Ben.

Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmel just celebrated five years together as a couple, and Sarah made this video to let him know she’s f***ing Matt Damon. This was really funny, because I like seeing Matt Damon act foolish.

The first story that ever came out about the Jessica Simpson movie "Blonde Ambition," produced by her dad Joe, was when she said on the Jimmy Kimmel Show that she was making it with Luke Wilson co-starring. This was all exciting news for Luke Wilson, because he had never heard of it before that moment. Somehow they did eventually get Wilson to lower himself to this, but the movie continued to be a compete and total failure in every way nonetheless. And now it’s been announced the movie will miss its second release date and get pushed back until late August. Gatecrasher says:

Sources say her manager dad has pushed back the release date twice because the movie is no good.

"First, the release date was set for Aug. 3, and then it was delayed until the last week of August," says an insider. "Papa Joe then intervened and said he wasn’t comfortable with the level of competition from other films that month."

Another source says: "Jessica was not very focused on-set and flubbed her lines often. She always had her dog around, was on the phone with [then-] boyfriend John Mayer or was sitting in a warmed-up SUV."

The source said the film, which is still incomplete, is currently without a firm release date.

You mean a film starring Jessica Simpson is no good? Shocking! If Joe Simpson is worried about other movies being better then there’s no way this thing is ever going to be released. It’s a damn remake of Working Girl. A training video for Burger King would be more engaging. Don’t believe me? Watch the trailer, and then weep for everybody involved in this project.

Jimmy Kimmel underwent an emergency appendectomy last night and according to TMZ:

…though the surgery was successful, all tapings of "Jimmy Kimmel Live" have been canceled until Kimmel recovers.
His rep tells us that Jimmy "is resting comfortably and is looking forward to getting back to work."

There are going to jokes people. Oh, how they will joke.

Sarah Silverman has first dibs.

The New York Post has obtained a recording of a recent conference call during which American Idol host Paula Abdul has a complete breakdown, crying about her publicist, her health and her treatment on "Idol". Page Six says:

She sobs on the tape: "I’ve never been treated this way and I’ve never seen anybody treated this way. This is just too much to stomach. I’ve been going through tremendous amounts of a difficult time. I do a call-in every week for OK! Magazine on ’American Idol.’ Because of my brilliant job, they want to do a cover on me. I’m being told by (publicist) Howard Bragman that I’m too old and no one will ever want to do a cover. I’m being tested. All I’ve ever wanted in my life is to be treated fairly and be treated with kindness. And I’ve never in my entire career been treated this way. The people who are supposed to take care of these things do not. I have to clean up after them everywhere they go. And I’m tired of it. Howard Bragman on Monday – he did some disgusting behavior. I had to go to Jimmy Kimmel with no publicist there. I go on with no publicist there and I pay this man . . . I don’t understand how this man can call me a whining b_tch. I’ve never in my life been called a whining b_tch and a loser."

Sounds like everyone around Paula is actually being honest with her, and she’s gone on a whining tour to tell anyone who will listen to her complain about it. Just be glad you only had to read what Paula said. The tape sounds like finger nails down a chalkboard.