In honor of the baby dick wizard of Coachella that got the Taser, we present the Jimmy Kimmel unnecessary censorship video.

Billy Bob Thornton went on Jimmy Kimmel to say how surprised he was that his acting like an a** on a Canadian show was news.

Thornton is now comparing himself, and his band, to The Beatles.

For someone who doesn’t want to be known as the actor who is in a band, Thornton sure uses his acting achievements to get his band booked on shows like Jimmy Kimmel, and not surprisingly Thornton is the only one who did the interview.

Steve Wozniak, cofounder of Apple, and former Dancing with the Stars castoff, appeared in a Jimmy Kimmel spoof showing him as the Zac Efron replacement for the Footloose remake.

We never knew Steve had such a great personality. Guess in the second half of his life he is really cutting loose, foot loose.

Lily Allen sat down with Jimmy Kimmel last evening to talk about how much trouble she gets into, and about Lindsay Lohan jumping up on stage with her.

Lindsay is the joke of Hollywood. Nice work getting people to take you seriously Lindsay.

Kristen Stewart (18) appeared on Jimmy Kimmel to talk about something she has no interest in, which is Twilight.

Kristen’s negative attitude comes across in the interview. She never seems to have anything positive to say about Twilight, the movie that made her a star. There is nothing cute, or charming about this girl. She’s not likable. What’s with her nervous rocking, and foot tapping? Maybe all that pot smoking is damaging her nervous system, or maybe she was on something.

What do fans see in this pot head?