Jessica Simpson visited Matsuhisa restaurant the other day, and despite the fact there are as many photogs in the back parking lot as there are at the front door, Jessica insited on entering through the back door. When she left the staff made a human wall to shield her exit.

In this picture Jessica looks thick and fat.

Jessica Simpson’s mom doesn’t want her to do an ad where she is laying on a bed, and a guy is pulling his pants up because it’s too raunchy. This is Jessica Simpson in every day life trying to get some attention. Her star is fading, and she needs all eyes fixed on her. Maybe she should take the offer Ashlee passed up to pose for Playboy.

Jessica was leaving the Ivy in Los Angeles with her sister Ashlee, but no one noticed Ashlee because she wasn’t flashing her boobs. This is such a desperate attempt for attention, and it worked.

Wow! Jessica Simpson’s boobs really bounce! She better be careful, she might give herself a black eye.

Jessica Simpson, and her famous friends Christina Applegate and Eva Longoria, are poking fun at Angelina Jolie in the pop star’s new video for “A Public Affair.” The quirky roller disco-themed video starts with the girls dreaming of international fame during a limousine ride.

When Applegate asks, “Could we be any more famous?” Simpson quips, “I wanna be so famous that every time I fall in love Oprah does a special about it.” Applegate then coos, “I want to be so famous that I have to have my babies in Africa.”

Jessica can only wish.

Hollywood is the land of inflated egos … literally! Now all of your perverted fantasies of Pamela Anderson or Jessica Simpson can come true, just add air. Now you can purchase your very own celebrity blow up doll.

Christina Aguilera, Jennifer Lopez (or as her doll is referred to: J.Ho), Demi Moore, Cindy Crawford, and of course Paris Hilton are among the list of inflatable joy toy celebrities.

These blow up dolls can be purchased online at numerous erotic web boutiques for about $20, and if your doll happens to be one of those incredible shrinking starlets, just let out some air to keep your girl true to size. The blow up dolls can also be used as floatation devices in case of an emergency, with the Pamela Anderson doll able to keep several people afloat at once.