Jessica Simpson plays the dumb blonde really well. Yesterday she tweeted on Twitter:

Is "asks" even a word? If not, sorry 4 my layziness with grammar.

I feel sorry for kids that look up to Jessica as a role model. Someone wipe that drool off the corner of Jessica’s mouth before her fans see.

Jessica Simpson is 10 pounds closer to writing a diet book, making workout videos, and selling diet related gear, and maybe even landing a diet spokeswoman job. We’ve been talking, and talking, and talking about Jessica’s new job in the diet industry since February of 2009.

Where’s the book Jessica? We’re waiting.

Tony Romo broke up with Jessica Simpson on July 9 just before her 29th birthday. Jessica did not appear to know a breakup was coming however. On July 2 Jessica wrote a note to her friend Emmy Rossum on Twitter:

"Can’t wait to see your costume on the 10th! Birthday evite coming soon. You are always the best dressed!!!"

Prior to the breakup Jessica and Tony had seen each other last on July 1 when she sang the National Anthem at the National Golf Tournament in Bethesda, Maryland, and Romo played a practice round with Tiger Woods.

After the breakup Tony partied with friends, and Jessica celebrated her birthday quietly with family, and close friends.

On Sunday Jessica wrote on Twitter:

"Everyone needs to know that hope floats … grab the strings and pull it back to you. Falling asleep with my mom and the dogs. Please lord give all of my beautiful fans, friends, enemies, and family rest. Bring all of us peace."

But why did Tony breakup with Jessica if she was so "in love" with Tony. Well …

Another report says Tony looked at Jessica’s phone when he reunited with Jessica on Thursday in Los Angeles, but she got defensive, so Tony looked further. A source said:

“They were hanging out and he picked up her phone and she got defensive about it. Tony found messages from John and went ballistic.”

When Tony saw the messages were from John Mayer the source says:

“Tony dumped her right then. He walked out and that was it.”

That is the smartest decision Tony will ever make in his life. Now if he could just stop dating bimbos.

Tony made the video above before the breakup with Jessica.

Jessica Simpson will travel around the country with a friend to find out what makes beautiful people beautiful, because she’s all fat and such. The reality TV show will be called Price of Beauty. Joe Simpson confirmed the deal for the new project, but said "network details have not been finalized at this time."

A better show for Jessica would be to watch her lose the fat, and regain her hot body, then market the system that allowed her to lose the weight. People want to know how the stars do it. Jessica won’t do a show like that because her weight loss diet consists of cheeseburgers and fries.

Jessica Simpson danced up a chubby storm at the Bud & BBQ festival in San Antonio, Texas over the weekend.

How many chins does she have? Maybe one big one? Although Jessica might like for us to think she’s pregnant, she’s still fat.

That outfit is for women who are in shape.

When are Jessica’s diet book, and workout video coming out?