Jessica Simpson will travel around the country with a friend to find out what makes beautiful people beautiful, because she’s all fat and such. The reality TV show will be called Price of Beauty. Joe Simpson confirmed the deal for the new project, but said "network details have not been finalized at this time."

A better show for Jessica would be to watch her lose the fat, and regain her hot body, then market the system that allowed her to lose the weight. People want to know how the stars do it. Jessica won’t do a show like that because her weight loss diet consists of cheeseburgers and fries.

Jessica Simpson danced up a chubby storm at the Bud & BBQ festival in San Antonio, Texas over the weekend.

How many chins does she have? Maybe one big one? Although Jessica might like for us to think she’s pregnant, she’s still fat.

That outfit is for women who are in shape.

When are Jessica’s diet book, and workout video coming out?

Former super stars Sara Evans, Jessica Simpson, and Billy Ray Cyrus will be performing at Sea World in Texas.

Just make sure to grab some BBQ before Jessica finishes her performance, or you’ll be going home hungry.

A paparazzo did the unthinkable, he shoved a camera up the dress of Jessica Simpson, and she doesn’t look half bad down there.

Remember when Joe Simpson told the paparazzi only he would be taking his daughter’s pictures? Well, since Jessica’s career has faltered Joe hasn’t been taking any of the pictures, and now this happens. Joe is probably banging his head against the wall now.

Jessica Simpson has finally been dropped from her music label, and her name has been removed from the list at Columbia Nashville and Sony Music Nashville.

Looks like her inability to perform without hyperventilating, and inability to remember the words to her own songs, became a liability.

At least Jessica still has that weight loss thing going for her.