I want to be Jessica Biel’s friend. When most people get pregnant, the baby shower entails baby name games, white cake, and what’s supposed to be a hilarious fake poopy diaper filled with melted Hershey bars. According to 24/Sizzler, a recent Jessica Biel sighting proves that she takes a more unconventional route. More about the sighting:

Jessica Biel hosting a Mexican-themed baby shower for her friend and production partner Michelle Purple on Saturday at the LG Malibu Beach House. Shirtless cabana boys served Mexican fare, including tacos and quesadillas. Plus, Jessica arranged for male strippers to entertain party-goers!

If her baby showers are this racy, what does she do when she throws a bachelorette party? Send everyone home with a bottle of Dom and a male hooker? Yep, I gotta meet Jessica.

Actress Jessica Biel claims she prefer staying at home to going out to flashy parties any day.

The 25-year-old star recently said she doesn’t mind spending evenings at home and live like her character, Mary Camden in the television show, 7th Heaven.

Unlike her peer such as party-addict Lindsay Lohan, Biel said, “I don’t really go out. I’m such a homebody, it’s embarrassing. But I feel I went through that stage in my late teens and sneaking into places here and there like everybody does,” a website quoted her, as saying.

“But when I turned 21, I just got over it. Got over the crowd, the expensive drinks and all the people,” she added.

Lindsay Lohan bragged often that she would win an Academy Award, but it never happened. She also didn’t have any actress friends, not because they were jealous of her, but perhaps because she is jealous of them. Here’s more:

According to a former pal of the party girl, Lindsay "ranted and raved about her talent, claiming ’I’m the greatest actress in the world! No one’s even close to me right now!’" And then she proceeded to viciously slam a slew of young actresses, who she considered to be her competition. She said Scarlett Johansson is "ugly, fat, and has no talent." Jessica Simpson "can’t sing and is as dumb as (bleep)." Sienna Miller is a "no talent crackhead." Keira Knightly is a "flat, shallow, cardboard cutout of an actress." Jessica Biel is a "phony, scheming joke of an actress."

This sounds exactly like Lindsay. If Oscars were awarded for Best Actress in a Leading Role as a drug-addled, alcoholic (with or without a cute anklet), crazed, freckled, venereal diseased, sperm dumpster, she’s right…she WOULD be the greatest Actress in the world, but unfortunately she just a pathetic loser without a career. Wait a minute, she already had her shot playing that role in “I Know Who Killed Me,” that was just released, but she only proved that she can’t even act like herself. Next stop, Lifetime channel.

It’s not clear from these pictures whether Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel and that unidentified schmoe are jogging or merely trying to outrun photogs or rabid Norwegian fans.

Could be they’re just trying to burn off that visit to Friday’s. We all know what that’s like.

What, no gravlaks or lingonberry jam?

In the land of smoked salmon and Jarlsberg cheese, US Weekly reports that Justin Timberlake and his boomerang girl Jessica Biel opted to eat at T.G.I. Friday’s.

Did you know they’re worldwide? We didn’t either.

After Timberlake’s concert in Stockholm (Biel watched from backstage), the pair boarded a bus for Oslo, Norway. There they made no attempt to hide their relationship, or their national pride, as they hit up the local T.G.I. Friday’s for a late lunch. With bellies full of cheesesticks, they strolled hand-in-hand to the Royal Norwegian Castle. Afterwards, they got on a yacht, which took them on a (gasp) three hour tour.

When they returned to land safely, the couple and their entourage grabbed dinner at gourmet restaurant Oro, which we hear does not have a Jack Daniel’s grill, and then headed off to their hotel for some privacy.

That’s a relief. They had at least one dinner worthy of wealthy, world travelers while in Norway.

We don’t mean to be snobs, really, but you can have quesadillas and pot stickers at home.

When in Rome, you lovebirds, when in Rome.

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