This girl may have been someone who met Rihanna back stage at one of her shows, or just a close friend. This is kind of how David Copperfield does his meet-and-greet sessions at his shows. This picture has me wondering if Rihanna is bisexual, or just really friendly with the ladies, like Jessica Biel.

Jake Gyllenhaal and Jessica Biel are attached to star in Nailed, a risque political satire co-written by a daughter of Al Gore, Kristin Gore. Neither star has a signed contract for the film. Their commitment could depend on juggling other features. Here’s a summary:

Biel would play Sammy Joyce, a socially awkward small-town receptionist who has a nail accidentally shot into her head by a clumsy workman, eliciting wild sexual urges.

The uninsured Joyce goes on a crusade to Washington to fight for the rights of the bizarrely injured. She meets an immoral congressman (Gyllenhaal) who takes advantage of her sex drive and capitalizes on her crusade as Joyce heads into her own career in politics.

David O. Russell who wrote the movie Three Kings, and comedy cartoon series Futuarma, co-wrote the screenplay. Sounds lame. Why would Jake and Jessica even consider doing a low budget move like this? Answer: Hollywood loves Al Gore.

Yesterday when Jessica Biel left her Yoga class in Santa Monica she hit a paparazzi with her black and white penguin umbrella. She shouted:

"Get out of my way! Get a real job that doesn’t involve stalking people!"

Stalking is a job? Diggity dang, crime does pay, and it pays very well my friend.

Jessica Biel was at the Packers game last week, getting her butt grabbed by a friend, or Justin’s cousin, just inches away from boyfriend Justin Timberlake. Jessica is always getting caught on camera grabbing other girl’s butts. Jessica is obviously bi, which means twice as much fun. There’s no need to ask if Jessica took this girl back to her hotel room and totally got it on with her, because of course she did.

Justin Timberlake, Jessica Biel, and James Van Der Beek were at the Bears vs. Packers game on Sunday night. In the background is Justin shotgunning a Miller Lite. Jessica doesn’t mind. It’s easier to convince Justin he’s straight when he’s drunk. There’s nothing more manly than chugging beer, and ajusting your package in front of 40,000 football fans. No I don’t have a picture of Justin adjusting his package. You’ll just have to use your imagination. I’m busy imagining Jessica getting her t-shirt all wet for a wet t-shirt contest, and winning a prize. A date with me.