Jessica Alba and Cash Warren got married on Monday, and the marriage ceremony was a bit rushed. The couple got a marriage license the same day, and got married about 40 minutes later. Probably so the baby wouldn’t be born out of wedlock. The wedding vows took place under a white trellis arch that is covered with green and white fake flowers. The staff at the Beverly Hills courthouse were the only witnesses.

Jessica’s brother, Josh Alba, was surprised to learn from the media that his sister got married. He said he knows "they are going to do a big ceremony later. I just don’t know any of the details yet." Hopefully he gets invited.

For some people getting married at the courthouse is just a legal formality, and the wedding ceremony and celebration are the special events.

Hopefully she had Warren sign a prenup.

Jessica Alba (27) and Cash Warren (31) got married on Monday. The secret wedding was confirmed by Alba’s rep Brad Cafarelli. The couple are expecting a daughter this summer.

Congratulations. Maybe Alba will smile more now. Doubtful, but it could happen.

Jessica Alba turns the tables, and stares down the Internet dweebs in a staring contest. She beat me, but only because she wasn’t wearing a bikini.

Jessica Alba was at the paparazzi haven Mr. Chow in Beverly Hills on Monday night, but she forgot something. She left her smile at home, and her bra.

At least this time she didn’t try to hide her face, or anything else.

Jessica Alba got her nails done at Nails Design on Wilshire Boulevard in Beverly Hills. The paparazzi had a tough time getting a clear shot of her, because she kept covering her face. She did the same thing when I tried to get a shot of her in Vancouver, B.C. back in August 2007. Maybe it’s because she never smiles even though she’s pregnant. She should be happy. One of these days no one will want her picture, then she’ll be crying instead of frowning all the time.